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Storm: I said you were heavy. Armor: It’s the beer. Wolverine: Shaddap. From – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26

Armor: Oh, I couldn’t sleep. I need a new X-name. Beast: This again? Armor: Logan keeps making fun or “Armor.”…

Armor: *It’s really shameful that a killer gorilla passes as teacher here. Wolverine: *Since you do nothing but complain, aren’t…

Wolverine: Kid… You’re fired. We get back to Earth, you’re demoted to Excalisuck or some damn team. Armor: They were…

Wolverine: Oughta be grateful. The Thing: Grateful? Wolverine: Monstro was practically capped ‘fore you bothered to show. The Thing: Didn’t…

Nick Fury: How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place? Emma Frost: I read…

Wonder Woman: Superman, I was– Superman: Worried. I get it. But we only want to help. Green Lantern: How come…

Cyborg: Graves knows the Flash doesn’t like working outside of the law because he’s a police officer. He even knows…