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Robin Is Teased About Supergirl

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Batman: Did Supergirl just drop you off? Was that a date? Because if it was–Supergirl is way out of your league. Robin: Stop. Batman: Hold up… Do you have a crush on her?… Continue reading

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Hardest Sentence In The English Language According To Spider-Man

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The Falcon: I mean, it takes a lot of courage to change your mind about something after going so far down the road. Saying “I was wrong,” has to be the hardest sentence… Continue reading

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How Power Girl Can Distract Someone

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Katana: But…The kid made it clear he wants to talk to Superman. Batman: He is also thirteen years old. Find a way to distract him. Powergirl: What’s everyone looking at me for? How… Continue reading

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Mary Jane’s Anti Face Recognition Technique

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Aunt May: But right now, MJ and I should go shopping for supplies, look around for a place to stay. Then we’ll come back and.. Spider-Man: I can.. Mary Jane: Your face is… Continue reading

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Aunt May Explains What Life Life Is To Spider-Man

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Aunt May: You know what life is, Peter? What it really is? Spider-Man: A doughnut? Aunt May: No. Spider-Man: Because I’ve got a great joke about how life is a doughnut and the… Continue reading

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Namor’s Friend With Benefits

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Hepzibah: “Friend.” Riiiiight. Sunspot: Wait, do you mean– Namor: Namor does not speak of his conquests. Hepzibah: That’s good to know. Namor: Though he perfectly understands that others oft wish to spread word… Continue reading

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Nightwing’s Rule On Joining The Justice League

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Nightwing: NOT HERE! Green Arrow: Batman? Nightwing: Never here. You got a grudge? The guy across from you stole your wife? Just having a “bad day” and want to take it out on… Continue reading

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Superman, Kyle Rayner, Plastic Man and Flash

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Superman: My name…I’m really nervous…My name is Clark Kent. I’m a reporter for the daily planet. Kyle Rayner: He doesn’t…wear a mask. I never even..thought he had a… day job… Plastic Man: C.K.!… Continue reading

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Good Apex Doesn’t Know Sarcasm

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Storm: What should we call  you? Good Apex: You’d need a choir of your voices to say it even in its casual variant. Let’s keep it simple. I’ll be “Good Apex” and my… Continue reading

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What The X in X-Men Means

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Namor: It’s a trap. Cyclops: Of course it’s a trap. But it’s also a ceasefire. It gives the city time to evacuate the area. Namor: Ah. I increasingly understand the reason for the… Continue reading

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What The Justice League Will Teach You

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Green Arrow: Like I always say, the JSA may teach you how to be a hero…And the Titans may teach you to be a family… But the League–Sure, it teaches you how to… Continue reading

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Hepzibah Flirts With Namor

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Hepzibah: Hey, after this is all over, we should kick back and relax for a little. Namor: Would this relaxation involve nudity? Hepzibah: It would involve nudity! Namor: Then this would be of… Continue reading

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A Delirious Doctor Nemesis

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Magneto: Who’s there? Doctor Nemesis: They have filled my science bits with Satan goo. Storm: It’s us, friends. I’m glad to see you made it. Doctor Nemesis: I wish I had a helmet.… Continue reading

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Why Namor Admires Cyclops

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Namor: People ask why I stand with the mutants. I am a king in my own right. While I am a mutant, the humans don’t consider me one. Mutants are loathed. I am… Continue reading

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One Of Namor’s Virtues

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Namor: Foes defeated by the mere shade? Namor suspects this will be an unusual journey. Hope Summers: Sharp. You’re not just a pretty face, are you? Namor: No. A complete compilation of Namor’s… Continue reading

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