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Magneto VS Iron Man

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– AVX VS #1

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Spider-Man Banters With The Void

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The Void: I am the Void! I am the bringer of destruction and death to this world!! Spider-Man: Oh, man, I’m sorry. We weren’t really looking for a bringer of destruction… But we’ll… Continue reading

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What Makes Spider-Man Uncomfortable

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Spider-Man: Well, I’d like to thank our new mystery ninja Avenger. Whoever you are, for bringing us these guys right to us for a change. Luke Cage: Because…? Spider-Man: We didn’t even have… Continue reading

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Spider-Woman’s Second Power

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Wolverine: All right, spill it. Spider-Woman: What? Wolverine: What’d you do to him? Spider-Woman: Just talked to him. Just tried to stall him. Wolverine: Uh-uh. Fess up. I can feel something comin’ off… Continue reading

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Luke Cage’s Simple Philosophy

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Luke Cage: I hold to a simple philosophy: Just assume everyone’s a piece of crap and then be pleasantly surprised if you find anyone who ain’t. – New Avengers Vol. 1 #5

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Spider-Man Plays The Name Game

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der Spider-Man: Hi–I’m the Amazing Spider-Man, and you are? Hello? Luke Cage: Come on, who are you? Ronin: Captain America invited me. Luke Cage: Yeah, I know. Who are you? Ronin: I’m sorry.… Continue reading

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Hand Ninjas Smell Like What

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Spider-Man: Boy, I don’t know what you Hand ninjas use in your laundry…But you guys smell like a garden of lilacs. It’s really quite lovely. Iron Man: You ever get a whiff of… Continue reading

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Iron Man Understands A Little Japanese

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Spider-Woman: Anyone speak Japanese? Iron Man: A little. Spider-Woman: You know what they’re saying? Iron Man: Just picking up bits and pieces. But something about us dying a thousand deaths and our blood… Continue reading

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Why Spider-Man Doesn’t Wear Underwear

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  – New Avengers Vol. 1 #5

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Spider-Man Should Copyright His Name

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Spider-Woman: All right. Looks like I’m a super hero again. Iron Man: Well, Agent Drew… In the most P.C., non-threatening, professional way. I’d like to say… Luke Cage: Damn, girl. Iron Man: Exactly.… Continue reading

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What Spider Bit Spider-Man

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Spider-Man: Anyone want to carry me? Luke Cage: Don’t you have the proportionate strength of a spider? Spider-Man: Who hasn’t slept in three days, who got his arm broken and hasn’t had it… Continue reading

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What Movies Spider-Man Doesn’t Like

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Spider-Man: No! Mary Jane: Peter Parker! Spider-Man: MJ, No! I’m putting my foot down, woman! That is it! No! And no means no! Mary Jane: But I– Spider-Man: We have almost no free… Continue reading

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Nightwing Is Damian Wayne’s Favorite Partner

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Robin: This is our last chance to prevent a catastrophe. Are you with me, Nightwing? The odds are completely against us. Nightwing: When did we ever let something like that get in the… Continue reading

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Spider-Man Describes Sauron’s Powers

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Luke Cage: Ok. Then. Who the hell is Karl Lykos. Spider-Man: He’s a mutant. I’ve had the honor of being smacked around by him. He can suck energy, or–or suck out your powers… Continue reading

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Emma Frost in Sheets

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