Blame The Beer
Storm: I said you were heavy. Armor: It’s the beer. Wolverine: Shaddap. – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26
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If Wolverine Came Up With The Code Names
Armor: Oh, I couldn’t sleep. I need a new X-name. Beast: This again? Armor: Logan keeps making fun or “Armor.” I’m really tired, Dr. Mccoy. Beast: We’ll get you some coffee. And you… Continue reading
Wolverine Can Speak Japanese
Armor: *It’s really shameful that a killer gorilla passes as teacher here. Wolverine: *Since you do nothing but complain, aren’t you shaming your ancestors? Armor: I’m never gonna make X-man. *Japanese – Astonishing… Continue reading
Where Washed Up X-Men Are Transferred
Wolverine: Kid… You’re fired. We get back to Earth, you’re demoted to Excalisuck or some damn team. Armor: They were lining up civilians! To kill them! Wolverine: That ain’t the mission. Armor: Have… Continue reading
The Thing Doesn’t Like Canadians
Wolverine: Oughta be grateful. The Thing: Grateful? Wolverine: Monstro was practically capped ‘fore you bothered to show. The Thing: Didn’t they come up with a cure for your kind? Wolverine: You got a… Continue reading
How The X-men Screen Out Fakes
Nick Fury: How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place? Emma Frost: I read his mind. Beast: I matched his DNA. Wolverine: I smelled him. Beast: I… Continue reading
Superman is Better With Words
Wonder Woman: Superman, I was– Superman: Worried. I get it. But we only want to help. Green Lantern: How come when I said that, she wouldn’t listen? The Flash: Superman’s better with words… Continue reading
Green Lantern Steals Dates
Cyborg: Graves knows the Flash doesn’t like working outside of the law because he’s a police officer. He even knows about his relationship with Patty Spivot. Green Lantern: Who’s Patty Spivot? The Flash:… Continue reading
Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League
Green Arrow: You already know the name’s Green Arrow–world’s greatest archer and best candidate for the Justice League. Green Lantern: Oh, come on. You’re really trying to pitch us? I’ve got a power… Continue reading
Batman Reveals His Secret Identity To Green Lantern
Batman: We’re alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning, a cyborg and an Aquaman. As far as I can tell, you and I are the only normal people here. Green Lantern: Wearing… Continue reading
Green Lantern Touched The Lasso Of Truth
Wonder Woman: We need to get those men out of the helicopters and somewhere safe. Green Lantern: I’ll get them out of the choppers and to safety. Not to be a good guy… Continue reading
Green Lantern Doesn’t Know Aquaman Is Real
Superman: Who are you? Batman: They call him Aquaman. Green Lantern: Aquaman? I thought Aquaman was a sketch on Conan O’Brien. Aquaman: I’m very real. Green Lantern: First Batman’s real, now this? –… Continue reading
Flash Thought Batman Was A Vampire
Batman: Concentrate, Lantern! The things you make with that ring are breaking apart. That means your mind is scattered, right? You need to calm down and — Green Lantern: I am calm, Batman.… Continue reading
Green Lantern Exposed Flash’s Secret Identity
Flash: I could take it in for analysis and see if I can find any fingerprints or traces of D.N.A. Maybe someone else came into contact with it. Batman: You sound like a… Continue reading
No More Mutants
For the past few years, nothing has completely changed the status quo of the Marvel universe than these three simple words. If you’re planning on diving into the current storylines of any Marvel comic, it’ll… Continue reading