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Category Archive: Batman

Batman Disses Superman’s Dog

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Superman: I’ve been on monitor duty for eleven days. Batman: And you agreed to giving us two weeks. Last time I checked, that was fourteen days. Superman: My fate is in the hands… Continue reading

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Batman’s Observation Of Superman

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Batman: It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then… he shoots fire from the skies and it its difficult not to think of him… Continue reading

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Superman and Batman on one another

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Superman: When I was a kid, my dad would take me to the football games at Smallville High. He’d played there years ago. We’d pack a picnic lunch, we’d sit in the bleachers,… Continue reading

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Batman Manipulates Captain Atom

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Batman: Captain. You have a dilemma. If we surrender to you, you will have fulfilled your mission. And Tokyo will be decimated. Men, women, and children will have died while you completed your… Continue reading

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Lex Luthor Takes Out The Bat Kids

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– Superman/Batman #5

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Superman’s Observation Of Batman

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Superman: Sometimes, I admit, I think of Bruce as a man in a costume. Then, with some gadget from his utility belt, he reminds me that he has an extraordinarily inventive mind. And… Continue reading

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Superman Tells Batman To Buy What

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– Superman/Batman #1

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Superman is Better With Words

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Wonder Woman: Superman, I was– Superman: Worried. I get it. But we only want to help. Green Lantern: How come when I said that, she wouldn’t listen? The Flash: Superman’s better with words… Continue reading

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Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League

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Green Arrow: You already know the name’s Green Arrow–world’s greatest archer and best candidate for the Justice League. Green Lantern: Oh, come on. You’re really trying to pitch us? I’ve got a power… Continue reading

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Batman Reveals His Secret Identity To Green Lantern

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Batman: We’re alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning, a cyborg and an Aquaman. As far as I can tell, you and I are the only normal people here. Green Lantern: Wearing… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Touched The Lasso Of Truth

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Wonder Woman: We need to get those men out of the helicopters and somewhere safe. Green Lantern: I’ll get them out of the choppers and to safety. Not to be a good guy… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Doesn’t Know Aquaman Is Real

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Superman: Who are you? Batman: They call him Aquaman. Green Lantern: Aquaman? I thought Aquaman was a sketch on Conan O’Brien. Aquaman: I’m very real. Green Lantern: First Batman’s real, now this? –… Continue reading

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Flash Thought Batman Was A Vampire

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Batman: Concentrate, Lantern! The things you make with that ring are breaking apart. That means your mind is scattered, right? You need to calm down and — Green Lantern: I am calm, Batman.… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Exposed Flash’s Secret Identity

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Flash: I could take it in for analysis and see if I can find any fingerprints or traces of D.N.A. Maybe someone else came into contact with it. Batman: You sound like a… Continue reading

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Green Lantern and Batman’s First Meeting (New 52)

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– Justice League Vol 2 #1

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