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Category Archive: Batman

Superman Complaining About Kryptonite

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Superman: It’s not too far from the truth. Kryptonite is everywhere. It’s ubiquitous. It’s embarrassing. There’s so much of it the prop guy on that movie set had a piece of real kryptonite… Continue reading

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Just One Punch Aftermath

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Superman: You didn’t. Wonder Woman: He did. Superman: In the face? Wonder Woman: He did. Superman: Bruce? Batman: I did. And I’d do it again. Superman: That’s why you called us in? To… Continue reading

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Batman Wants Friends

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Wonder Woman: So we’re on again? Once every year. Batman: That’s fine, Diana. But I think we can do better than that. And maybe invite a few friends along in the process. Wonder… Continue reading

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Superman Bets

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Batman: I thought Ollie would be last. Wonder Woman: Please Bruce–Everyone had their money on you. Then Ollie. Batman: Then you. Superman: Money? Wait. People were gambling? Wonder Woman: Clark, please tell me… Continue reading

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What They Hate About Batman

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Penguin: Snicker all  you want. You are well aware he’s capable of anything. Mad Hatter: I would kill for some hot water right about now… Scarecrow: You know what I like…? No skylights… Continue reading

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Superman VS Green Lantern (New 52)

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– Justice League Vol 2 #2

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Superman and Batman’s Roles

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Superman: So that’s it? That’s how it ends? A good man dead, the bad guy gets a severance package and his 401k, and we…we what? Batman: We move on to the next one.… Continue reading

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Batman’s Motivation

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Superman: There’s only a handful of people in the world who knew who Bruce was…Knew who Batman was… Just a handful who knew how it started for him. But, I know from how… Continue reading

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Superman with Issues

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Superman: You’re going to take it off. Batman: I’m not. This is something I need to do. That I have to do. Superman: Take it off. Batman: Clark. Superman: You reaching for something?… Continue reading

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Batman’s Real Disguise

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Batman: I don’t understand this–What do you mean, What am I doing? I’m honoring him. I’m carrying on his legacy. Superman: Then carry on his legacy. Do it. Be the man he raised… Continue reading

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Superman and Batman Discussing Each Other’s Methods

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Superman: Think of the good we could do as a group– Batman: Think of all the damage we could do. Superman: We’d have safeguards? Batman: Really? Name one that would work against you.… Continue reading

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What Would Superman and Batman Fight About?

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Narrator 1: Time out. We didn’t figure out what they’re fighting about. Narrator 2: Does it matter? Narrator 1: Of course! I mean…they wouldn’t fight over a chick. Batman: So long as there… Continue reading

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Robin Gets Starstrucked

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Alfred Pennyworth: We have a special guest. Robin: You…You… Superman: Robin. Good to finally meet you. Robin: Superman’s in my house. Superman: Please…Clark. Robin: Oh, okay. I’m Dick–Richard! Richard Grayson…Sir. Superman. Superman: Heh,… Continue reading

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Batman’s Gaydar Works Perfectly

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Batman: The computer will randomly choose two seconds of footage from one of sixty Gotham traffic cameras… Tell me everything you saw. Superman: Um… Batman: One visible license plate TTS552. There are six… Continue reading

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Batman With Superman’s Powers

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Batman: You haven’t seen me because I’ve been busy. Working, training, honing these new powers. Making the most of them. Superman: And I know how hard that must be. Batman: Don’t patronize me,… Continue reading

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