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Category Archive: DC

Lex Luthor Takes Out The Bat Kids

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– Superman/Batman #5

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Superman’s Observation Of Batman

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Superman: Sometimes, I admit, I think of Bruce as a man in a costume. Then, with some gadget from his utility belt, he reminds me that he has an extraordinarily inventive mind. And… Continue reading

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Superman Tells Batman To Buy What

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– Superman/Batman #1

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Tawky Tawny Attacks Sabina De La Croix (Trials Of Shazam)

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Sabina De La Croix: I think we both know you will, Tawky Tawny. I mean, your first name is “talk”. Tawky Tawny: I won’t tell you. Sabina De La Croix: And of the… Continue reading

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Freddy Freeman Meets Hercules (Trials Of Shazam)

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Freddy Freeman: I’ve been told a couple of hundred times that the Gods have taken on new forms… I just didn’t expect any of them to be in, y’know–prison! Zareb: Well, this is… Continue reading

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Aquaman Eats Fish

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Aquaman: I’ll have the fish and chips… What? Random Guy 1: You can’t get the fish and chips. Aquaman: Why not? Random Guy 1: Because you talk to fish. Aquaman: I don’t talk… Continue reading

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Nightwing, Alfred and Oracle

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Nightwing: Ow! Hey! Don’t I get any anesthesia? Alfred: The first and second time a wound is closed, most certainly. By the third time you’ve opened your stitches, however, one feels inclined to… Continue reading

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Iron Man Knows Who Superman Is

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Iron Man: Your phasing through them shorted out all the circuitry? Kitty Pryde: Yeah. Happens with any electrical system. And if you’re wearing it, it’s wicked painful. Iron Man: So for me, having… Continue reading

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Martha, Jonathan and Superman

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Martha: But you’re still worried. Jonathan: Well, I have to admit he’s done a good job of stayn’ out of sight, but– Superman: Of course I’m staying out of sight, pa. Look what… Continue reading

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The Flash Convinces Cyborg He’s Still Human

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Flash: You’re not a robot, Vic. Robots don’t laugh at jokes or talk about their favorite television shows or worry that they’re robots. Do you ever fantasize about making out with a toaster?… Continue reading

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Sayd’s First Impression Of Kyle Rayner

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Sayd: Greetings, brother Ganthet. Kyle Rayner: A girl guardian! Sweet! Sayd: Is this one mentally impaired? Ganthet: No, Sayd. He is from planet Earth, like Jordan, Stewart… Sayd: … And Gardner. That explains… Continue reading

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Superman is Better With Words

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Wonder Woman: Superman, I was– Superman: Worried. I get it. But we only want to help. Green Lantern: How come when I said that, she wouldn’t listen? The Flash: Superman’s better with words… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Steals Dates

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Cyborg: Graves knows the Flash doesn’t like working outside of the law because he’s a police officer. He even knows about his relationship with Patty Spivot. Green Lantern: Who’s Patty Spivot? The Flash:… Continue reading

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Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League

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Green Arrow: You already know the name’s Green Arrow–world’s greatest archer and best candidate for the Justice League. Green Lantern: Oh, come on. You’re really trying to pitch us? I’ve got a power… Continue reading

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Batman Reveals His Secret Identity To Green Lantern

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Batman: We’re alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning, a cyborg and an Aquaman. As far as I can tell, you and I are the only normal people here. Green Lantern: Wearing… Continue reading

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