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Category Archive: DC

Superman Bets

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Batman: I thought Ollie would be last. Wonder Woman: Please Bruce–Everyone had their money on you. Then Ollie. Batman: Then you. Superman: Money? Wait. People were gambling? Wonder Woman: Clark, please tell me… Continue reading

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What They Hate About Batman

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Penguin: Snicker all  you want. You are well aware he’s capable of anything. Mad Hatter: I would kill for some hot water right about now… Scarecrow: You know what I like…? No skylights… Continue reading

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Sinestro Possessed by Parallax

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From – Green Lantern Vol. 5 #20

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Hal Jordan As A Black Lantern

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Hal Jordan does the unthinkable and leaps to his death while trapped in the deadzone. His crazy plan works when Black Hand’s Black Ring chose him to be a Black Lantern, and then… Continue reading

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Sinestro VS Hal Jordan

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From – Green Lantern Vol. 5 #20

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Superman VS Green Lantern (New 52)

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– Justice League Vol 2 #2

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Superman and Batman’s Roles

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Superman: So that’s it? That’s how it ends? A good man dead, the bad guy gets a severance package and his 401k, and we…we what? Batman: We move on to the next one.… Continue reading

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Batman’s Motivation

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Superman: There’s only a handful of people in the world who knew who Bruce was…Knew who Batman was… Just a handful who knew how it started for him. But, I know from how… Continue reading

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Superman with Issues

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Superman: You’re going to take it off. Batman: I’m not. This is something I need to do. That I have to do. Superman: Take it off. Batman: Clark. Superman: You reaching for something?… Continue reading

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Batman’s Real Disguise

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Batman: I don’t understand this–What do you mean, What am I doing? I’m honoring him. I’m carrying on his legacy. Superman: Then carry on his legacy. Do it. Be the man he raised… Continue reading

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Superman and Batman Discussing Each Other’s Methods

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Superman: Think of the good we could do as a group– Batman: Think of all the damage we could do. Superman: We’d have safeguards? Batman: Really? Name one that would work against you.… Continue reading

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Superman on Death

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Superman: We’re going to bury all of them, y’know. Everyone on Earth. Everyone we know. Everyone we love. They’re going to die and we’re just got to go on. It scares me so… Continue reading

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What Would Superman and Batman Fight About?

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Narrator 1: Time out. We didn’t figure out what they’re fighting about. Narrator 2: Does it matter? Narrator 1: Of course! I mean…they wouldn’t fight over a chick. Batman: So long as there… Continue reading

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Robin Gets Starstrucked

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Alfred Pennyworth: We have a special guest. Robin: You…You… Superman: Robin. Good to finally meet you. Robin: Superman’s in my house. Superman: Please…Clark. Robin: Oh, okay. I’m Dick–Richard! Richard Grayson…Sir. Superman. Superman: Heh,… Continue reading

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Batman’s Gaydar Works Perfectly

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Batman: The computer will randomly choose two seconds of footage from one of sixty Gotham traffic cameras… Tell me everything you saw. Superman: Um… Batman: One visible license plate TTS552. There are six… Continue reading

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