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Category Archive: DC

How To Make Batman Smile

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Superman: We want you to be the godfather. Hey, look at that, “the world’s greatest detective” is surprised. I heard its heartbeat Bruce. – Injustice Gods Among Us #01

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You Can’t Surprise Batman

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Superman: I have news. Batman: Lois is pregnant. Superman: How did you–? Batman: You’re sweating, your pupils are dilated and your left hand is shaking. You don’t usually show any outward signs of… Continue reading

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Swapping Rings 2

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From – Green Lantern Vol. 4 #65

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Superman Complaining About Kryptonite

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Superman: It’s not too far from the truth. Kryptonite is everywhere. It’s ubiquitous. It’s embarrassing. There’s so much of it the prop guy on that movie set had a piece of real kryptonite… Continue reading

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Swapping Rings

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– Green Lantern Corps Vol. 2 #59

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Just One Punch Aftermath

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Superman: You didn’t. Wonder Woman: He did. Superman: In the face? Wonder Woman: He did. Superman: Bruce? Batman: I did. And I’d do it again. Superman: That’s why you called us in? To… Continue reading

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Batman Wants Friends

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Wonder Woman: So we’re on again? Once every year. Batman: That’s fine, Diana. But I think we can do better than that. And maybe invite a few friends along in the process. Wonder… Continue reading

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Superman Bets

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Batman: I thought Ollie would be last. Wonder Woman: Please Bruce–Everyone had their money on you. Then Ollie. Batman: Then you. Superman: Money? Wait. People were gambling? Wonder Woman: Clark, please tell me… Continue reading

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What They Hate About Batman

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Penguin: Snicker all  you want. You are well aware he’s capable of anything. Mad Hatter: I would kill for some hot water right about now… Scarecrow: You know what I like…? No skylights… Continue reading

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Sinestro Possessed by Parallax

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From – Green Lantern Vol. 5 #20

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Hal Jordan As A Black Lantern

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Hal Jordan does the unthinkable and leaps to his death while trapped in the deadzone. His crazy plan works when Black Hand’s Black Ring chose him to be a Black Lantern, and then… Continue reading

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Sinestro VS Hal Jordan

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From – Green Lantern Vol. 5 #20

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Superman VS Green Lantern (New 52)

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– Justice League Vol 2 #2

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Superman and Batman’s Roles

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Superman: So that’s it? That’s how it ends? A good man dead, the bad guy gets a severance package and his 401k, and we…we what? Batman: We move on to the next one.… Continue reading

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Batman’s Motivation

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Superman: There’s only a handful of people in the world who knew who Bruce was…Knew who Batman was… Just a handful who knew how it started for him. But, I know from how… Continue reading

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