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Category Archive: DC

Parents Are Off Limits

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Batman: That was incredibly stupid. President: What??? Batman: You don’t touch a man’s parents. Don’t call out. President: They said it couldn’t be tracked back to me. Batman: It couldn’t. I was playing… Continue reading

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How To Hurt Superman

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General: Sir, Superman has decided to police the entire world. He has already toppled one government. If he is allowed to continue, unchecked, uncontrolled like this… President: What do you propose? General: We… Continue reading

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Harley Quinn On Relationships

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Green Arrow: I have to go out. Don’t try to escape. If you have a fake hand to slip out of those cuffs or something, just leave it. Believe me, there is nowhere… Continue reading

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A Better Name Than The Arrow Cave

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Harley Quinn: Where are we? Green Arrow: You’re in the arrow cave. It’s deep underground and lead-lined. Superman won’t think to look for you here and, even if he did, he can’t see… Continue reading

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How Superman Beat Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)

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Green Lantern: Stop! Superman: You think you can stop me? With what? The most powerful weapon in the universe on your finger? Green Lantern: Don’t make me– – Injustice Gods Among Us #04

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Superman VS Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)

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– Injustice Gods Among Us #04

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Superman Kills The Joker

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– Injustice Gods Among Us #04

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The Joker Unleashing Superman

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Joker: Someone took it all away from you once too, didn’t they, Bats? And look what you became–An all-punching all-kicking little ball of angst. What do you think Superman will become? He’s a… Continue reading

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Batman Interrogates The Joker

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Batman: Why? Joker: Why? You need a reason? It’s probably the same reason I beat that puppy to death with a kitten last week. When the howling and meowing stops, and all you’re… Continue reading

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Death of Lois Lane

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Batman: Superman. Stop! Whatever you’re seeing—-it isn’t real! Joker: Did you know she was pregnant? Batman: It’s Lois! – Injustice Gods Among Us #03

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When Batman Doesn’t Have The Batmobile

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Joker: Batsy! Wait a minute. Did Flash carry you here? Ha! Putting fear in the hearts of criminals…While his bright red friend carries him through the night! – Injustice Gods Among Us #03

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Injustice: Gods Among Us

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For the next few days, I’ll be featuring posts from the ongoing comic series Injustice: Gods Among Us. It’s set in an alternate DC universe where the premise is Superman goes mad and… Continue reading

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How To Make Batman Smile

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Superman: We want you to be the godfather. Hey, look at that, “the world’s greatest detective” is surprised. I heard its heartbeat Bruce. – Injustice Gods Among Us #01

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You Can’t Surprise Batman

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Superman: I have news. Batman: Lois is pregnant. Superman: How did you–? Batman: You’re sweating, your pupils are dilated and your left hand is shaking. You don’t usually show any outward signs of… Continue reading

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Swapping Rings 2

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From – Green Lantern Vol. 4 #65

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