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Category Archive: DC

Superman on Death

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Superman: We’re going to bury all of them, y’know. Everyone on Earth. Everyone we know. Everyone we love. They’re going to die and we’re just got to go on. It scares me so… Continue reading

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What Would Superman and Batman Fight About?

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Narrator 1: Time out. We didn’t figure out what they’re fighting about. Narrator 2: Does it matter? Narrator 1: Of course! I mean…they wouldn’t fight over a chick. Batman: So long as there… Continue reading

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Robin Gets Starstrucked

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Alfred Pennyworth: We have a special guest. Robin: You…You… Superman: Robin. Good to finally meet you. Robin: Superman’s in my house. Superman: Please…Clark. Robin: Oh, okay. I’m Dick–Richard! Richard Grayson…Sir. Superman. Superman: Heh,… Continue reading

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Batman’s Gaydar Works Perfectly

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Batman: The computer will randomly choose two seconds of footage from one of sixty Gotham traffic cameras… Tell me everything you saw. Superman: Um… Batman: One visible license plate TTS552. There are six… Continue reading

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Nightwing Is Damian Wayne’s Favorite Partner

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Robin: This is our last chance to prevent a catastrophe. Are you with me, Nightwing? The odds are completely against us. Nightwing: When did we ever let something like that get in the… Continue reading

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Batman With Superman’s Powers

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Batman: You haven’t seen me because I’ve been busy. Working, training, honing these new powers. Making the most of them. Superman: And I know how hard that must be. Batman: Don’t patronize me,… Continue reading

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The Best Robin

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Robin: I’m serving notice. Red Hood: Of what? Robin: Day or night, when you least expect it, I’m going to defeat you at something you feel unbeatable at. Nightwing: You’re going to attack… Continue reading

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A List Of Times Bruce Wayne Cried

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Bruce Wayne: If Damian’s next surprise is anywhere near as personal as the first, I might want to be alone. Wouldn’t want you to see the dark harbinger of justice burst into tears.… Continue reading

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Best! Batman! Ever!

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Boy: Best! Batman! Ever! Mommy! Daddy! Did you see that? Dad: Thank you…Ummm…Bat boy. Damian Wayne: It’s Batman. And I hate kids. – Batman and Robin Vol.2 Annual #1

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Aquaman Chokes Batman

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– Aquaman Vol. 7 #15

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I Am Your King

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– Justice League Vol. 4 #17

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Dick Grayson’s New 52 Robin Costume

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Damian Wayne As Batman

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Superman The Boy Scout

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Superman: You must be the Batman… Are we going to have a problem? Batman: That’s entirely up to you. You’re quite the boy scout. Superman: I don’t really take that as an insult.… Continue reading

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Superman And Batman About Being Brothers

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– Superman/Batman #50

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