Category Archive: Superman

Batman Disses Superman’s Dog

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Superman: I’ve been on monitor duty for eleven days. Batman: And you agreed to giving us two weeks. Last time I checked, that was fourteen days. Superman: My fate is in the hands… Continue reading

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Batman’s Observation Of Superman

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Batman: It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then… he shoots fire from the skies and it its difficult not to think of him… Continue reading

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Superman and Batman on one another

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Superman: When I was a kid, my dad would take me to the football games at Smallville High. He’d played there years ago. We’d pack a picnic lunch, we’d sit in the bleachers,… Continue reading

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Green Arrow Gives Up Superman’s Secret Identity

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Anuttara: Your allies’ locations. Their secrets. Their real names. Green Arrow: Okay. *kaff* Okay. You wanna sneak up on Superman? He’s *kaff* he’s got a human identity. He calls himself Lex Luthor. Anuttara:… Continue reading

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Deadman on Nightwing

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Deadman: Well, there ya are. They bought it, just like anyone coulda predicted. Next to Superman, Dick Grayson is the one guy alive that every other crimefighter trusts. – The Brave and the… Continue reading

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Batman Manipulates Captain Atom

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Batman: Captain. You have a dilemma. If we surrender to you, you will have fulfilled your mission. And Tokyo will be decimated. Men, women, and children will have died while you completed your… Continue reading

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Lex Luthor Takes Out The Bat Kids

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– Superman/Batman #5

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Superman’s Observation Of Batman

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Superman: Sometimes, I admit, I think of Bruce as a man in a costume. Then, with some gadget from his utility belt, he reminds me that he has an extraordinarily inventive mind. And… Continue reading

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Superman Tells Batman To Buy What

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– Superman/Batman #1

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Iron Man Knows Who Superman Is

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Iron Man: Your phasing through them shorted out all the circuitry? Kitty Pryde: Yeah. Happens with any electrical system. And if you’re wearing it, it’s wicked painful. Iron Man: So for me, having… Continue reading

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Martha, Jonathan and Superman

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Martha: But you’re still worried. Jonathan: Well, I have to admit he’s done a good job of stayn’ out of sight, but– Superman: Of course I’m staying out of sight, pa. Look what… Continue reading

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Superman is Better With Words

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Wonder Woman: Superman, I was– Superman: Worried. I get it. But we only want to help. Green Lantern: How come when I said that, she wouldn’t listen? The Flash: Superman’s better with words… Continue reading

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Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League

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Green Arrow: You already know the name’s Green Arrow–world’s greatest archer and best candidate for the Justice League. Green Lantern: Oh, come on. You’re really trying to pitch us? I’ve got a power… Continue reading

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Batman Reveals His Secret Identity To Green Lantern

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Batman: We’re alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning, a cyborg and an Aquaman. As far as I can tell, you and I are the only normal people here. Green Lantern: Wearing… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Doesn’t Know Aquaman Is Real

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Superman: Who are you? Batman: They call him Aquaman. Green Lantern: Aquaman? I thought Aquaman was a sketch on Conan O’Brien. Aquaman: I’m very real. Green Lantern: First Batman’s real, now this? –… Continue reading

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