What Makes Spider-Man Uncomfortable
Spider-Man: Well, I’d like to thank our new mystery ninja Avenger. Whoever you are, for bringing us these guys right to us for a change. Luke Cage: Because…? Spider-Man: We didn’t even have… Continue reading
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Spider-Woman’s Second Power
Wolverine: All right, spill it. Spider-Woman: What? Wolverine: What’d you do to him? Spider-Woman: Just talked to him. Just tried to stall him. Wolverine: Uh-uh. Fess up. I can feel something comin’ off… Continue reading
Luke Cage’s Simple Philosophy
Luke Cage: I hold to a simple philosophy: Just assume everyone’s a piece of crap and then be pleasantly surprised if you find anyone who ain’t. – New Avengers Vol. 1 #5
Spider-Man Plays The Name Game
der Spider-Man: Hi–I’m the Amazing Spider-Man, and you are? Hello? Luke Cage: Come on, who are you? Ronin: Captain America invited me. Luke Cage: Yeah, I know. Who are you? Ronin: I’m sorry.… Continue reading
Hand Ninjas Smell Like What
Spider-Man: Boy, I don’t know what you Hand ninjas use in your laundry…But you guys smell like a garden of lilacs. It’s really quite lovely. Iron Man: You ever get a whiff of… Continue reading
Iron Man Understands A Little Japanese
Spider-Woman: Anyone speak Japanese? Iron Man: A little. Spider-Woman: You know what they’re saying? Iron Man: Just picking up bits and pieces. But something about us dying a thousand deaths and our blood… Continue reading
Why Spider-Man Doesn’t Wear Underwear
– New Avengers Vol. 1 #5
Spider-Man Should Copyright His Name
Spider-Woman: All right. Looks like I’m a super hero again. Iron Man: Well, Agent Drew… In the most P.C., non-threatening, professional way. I’d like to say… Luke Cage: Damn, girl. Iron Man: Exactly.… Continue reading
What Spider Bit Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Anyone want to carry me? Luke Cage: Don’t you have the proportionate strength of a spider? Spider-Man: Who hasn’t slept in three days, who got his arm broken and hasn’t had it… Continue reading
What Movies Spider-Man Doesn’t Like
Spider-Man: No! Mary Jane: Peter Parker! Spider-Man: MJ, No! I’m putting my foot down, woman! That is it! No! And no means no! Mary Jane: But I– Spider-Man: We have almost no free… Continue reading
Spider-Man Describes Sauron’s Powers
Luke Cage: Ok. Then. Who the hell is Karl Lykos. Spider-Man: He’s a mutant. I’ve had the honor of being smacked around by him. He can suck energy, or–or suck out your powers… Continue reading
Cyclops Dark Phoenix
– Avengers VS X-Men #11
What To Expect In The Savage Land
Luke Cage: So, in this land that time forgot somewhere in Antarctica…What’ve we got to look forward to? Spider-Man: All kinds of mutates and dinosaurs and big cheetahs and a surprising amount of… Continue reading
Daredevil Gives Spider-Man Career Advice
Spider-Man: Matt Murdock? What are you doing here? Daredevil: You doing okay? Spider-Man: How do I look? Daredevil: You dropped your mask. Spider-Man: Yeah. Daredevil: Not a great career move. – New Avengers… Continue reading
Daredevil Slips Spider-Man’s Real Name
Daredevil: And truth told, I can’t even imagine when I’d be able to find the time. Sometimes I look at all the things Peter Parker does in a month, and I have no… Continue reading