Category Archive: Avengers
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Baby Magneto
– A-Babies VS X-Babies
Iron Man’s Cool Helmet
Iron Man: Hank! I overplayed my hand. Beast: I’m on it! Iron Man: Are you sure? Because it looks an awful lot like you’re climbing him! Beast: Dude! It’s not my fault you… Continue reading
How Iron Man Deals With Someone Better Than Him
Beast: That was a fairly serious lapse in judgement. Are you drunk? Iron Man: It’s much much worse than that. Someone out there is better than me. Beast: Oh, dear. How will you… Continue reading
Iron Man Getting His Ass Kicked
Beast: As much as it pains me to admit, S.H.I.E.L.D. has a problem that I can’t figure out. Iron Man: I just heard my mating call. Beast: This robot was built as an… Continue reading
Magneto and Iron Man
Iron Man: I feel the fillings in my teeth rattle, and I know it’s on. Magneto: This one is arrogant and reckless, even for a human, but in my experience, he is no… Continue reading
Cyclops Strikes First Against Captain America
– Avengers VS X-Men #1
Spider-Woman VS X-Women
– AVX VS #6
Magneto VS Iron Man
– AVX VS #1
Spider-Man Banters With The Void
The Void: I am the Void! I am the bringer of destruction and death to this world!! Spider-Man: Oh, man, I’m sorry. We weren’t really looking for a bringer of destruction… But we’ll… Continue reading
What Makes Spider-Man Uncomfortable
Spider-Man: Well, I’d like to thank our new mystery ninja Avenger. Whoever you are, for bringing us these guys right to us for a change. Luke Cage: Because…? Spider-Man: We didn’t even have… Continue reading
Spider-Woman’s Second Power
Wolverine: All right, spill it. Spider-Woman: What? Wolverine: What’d you do to him? Spider-Woman: Just talked to him. Just tried to stall him. Wolverine: Uh-uh. Fess up. I can feel something comin’ off… Continue reading
Luke Cage’s Simple Philosophy
Luke Cage: I hold to a simple philosophy: Just assume everyone’s a piece of crap and then be pleasantly surprised if you find anyone who ain’t. – New Avengers Vol. 1 #5