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Category Archive: Avengers

What Movies Spider-Man Doesn’t Like

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Spider-Man: No! Mary Jane: Peter Parker! Spider-Man: MJ, No! I’m putting my foot down, woman! That is it! No! And no means no! Mary Jane: But I– Spider-Man: We have almost no free… Continue reading

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Spider-Man Describes Sauron’s Powers

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Luke Cage: Ok. Then. Who the hell is Karl Lykos. Spider-Man: He’s a mutant. I’ve had the honor of being smacked around by him. He can suck energy, or–or suck out your powers… Continue reading

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Cyclops Dark Phoenix

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– Avengers VS X-Men #11

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What To Expect In The Savage Land

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Luke Cage: So, in this land that time forgot somewhere in Antarctica…What’ve we got to look forward to? Spider-Man: All kinds of mutates and dinosaurs and big cheetahs and a surprising amount of… Continue reading

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Daredevil Gives Spider-Man Career Advice

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Spider-Man: Matt Murdock? What are you doing here? Daredevil: You doing okay? Spider-Man: How do I look? Daredevil: You dropped your mask. Spider-Man: Yeah. Daredevil: Not a great career move. – New Avengers… Continue reading

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Daredevil Slips Spider-Man’s Real Name

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Daredevil: And truth told, I can’t even imagine when I’d be able to find the time. Sometimes I look at all the things Peter Parker does in a month, and I have no… Continue reading

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Aunt May Explains What Life Life Is To Spider-Man

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Aunt May: You know what life is, Peter? What it really is? Spider-Man: A doughnut? Aunt May: No. Spider-Man: Because I’ve got a great joke about how life is a doughnut and the… Continue reading

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Why Namor Admires Cyclops

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Namor: People ask why I stand with the mutants. I am a king in my own right. While I am a mutant, the humans don’t consider me one. Mutants are loathed. I am… Continue reading

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Emma Frost’s Recap Of Avengers VS X-Men

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Emma Frost: Avengers, which one of us would you say is responsible for intercepting and accidentally breaking a deadly cosmic force and injecting it, involuntarily may I remind all of you, into us?… Continue reading

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Emma Frost to Thor

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Emma Frost: I should have guessed that a boy who takes such girlish efforts with his long locks would hit like one. – AVX VS #4

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Magneto Compares Iron Man To A Nazi

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Magneto: The guards who herded me into Auschwitz liked to say that they were merely following orders. Tell me, Stark, when this is over, will that be your excuse as well? Iron Man:… Continue reading

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How The Avengers Recruit Heroes

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Iron Man: We have beer. Wolverine: Sold. Iron Man: We have money. Spider-Man: Oh, thank God. Iron Man: I dunno… Birdseed? The Falcon: Phhst. – Avengers Vol. 5 #2

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Iron Man Knows Who Superman Is

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Iron Man: Your phasing through them shorted out all the circuitry? Kitty Pryde: Yeah. Happens with any electrical system. And if you’re wearing it, it’s wicked painful. Iron Man: So for me, having… Continue reading

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Kitty Pryde Hacks Into Avengers Database

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Iron Man: And we both know that you’ve hacked routinely hacked into the Avengers database whenever you’ve needed info. Kitty Pryde: That wasn’t me. Iron Man: Really? Who was it, then? Kitty Pryde:… Continue reading

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No More Mutants

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For the past few years, nothing  has completely changed the status quo of the Marvel universe than these three simple words. If you’re planning on diving into the current storylines of any Marvel comic, it’ll… Continue reading

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