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Category Archive: Avengers

Hand Ninjas Smell Like What

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Spider-Man: Boy, I don’t know what you Hand ninjas use in your laundry…But you guys smell like a garden of lilacs. It’s really quite lovely. Iron Man: You ever get a whiff of… Continue reading

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Iron Man Understands A Little Japanese

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Spider-Woman: Anyone speak Japanese? Iron Man: A little. Spider-Woman: You know what they’re saying? Iron Man: Just picking up bits and pieces. But something about us dying a thousand deaths and our blood… Continue reading

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Why Spider-Man Doesn’t Wear Underwear

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  – New Avengers Vol. 1 #5

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Spider-Man Should Copyright His Name

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Spider-Woman: All right. Looks like I’m a super hero again. Iron Man: Well, Agent Drew… In the most P.C., non-threatening, professional way. I’d like to say… Luke Cage: Damn, girl. Iron Man: Exactly.… Continue reading

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What Spider Bit Spider-Man

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Spider-Man: Anyone want to carry me? Luke Cage: Don’t you have the proportionate strength of a spider? Spider-Man: Who hasn’t slept in three days, who got his arm broken and hasn’t had it… Continue reading

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What Movies Spider-Man Doesn’t Like

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Spider-Man: No! Mary Jane: Peter Parker! Spider-Man: MJ, No! I’m putting my foot down, woman! That is it! No! And no means no! Mary Jane: But I– Spider-Man: We have almost no free… Continue reading

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Spider-Man Describes Sauron’s Powers

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Luke Cage: Ok. Then. Who the hell is Karl Lykos. Spider-Man: He’s a mutant. I’ve had the honor of being smacked around by him. He can suck energy, or–or suck out your powers… Continue reading

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Cyclops Dark Phoenix

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– Avengers VS X-Men #11

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What To Expect In The Savage Land

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Luke Cage: So, in this land that time forgot somewhere in Antarctica…What’ve we got to look forward to? Spider-Man: All kinds of mutates and dinosaurs and big cheetahs and a surprising amount of… Continue reading

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Daredevil Gives Spider-Man Career Advice

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Spider-Man: Matt Murdock? What are you doing here? Daredevil: You doing okay? Spider-Man: How do I look? Daredevil: You dropped your mask. Spider-Man: Yeah. Daredevil: Not a great career move. – New Avengers… Continue reading

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Daredevil Slips Spider-Man’s Real Name

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Daredevil: And truth told, I can’t even imagine when I’d be able to find the time. Sometimes I look at all the things Peter Parker does in a month, and I have no… Continue reading

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Aunt May Explains What Life Life Is To Spider-Man

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Aunt May: You know what life is, Peter? What it really is? Spider-Man: A doughnut? Aunt May: No. Spider-Man: Because I’ve got a great joke about how life is a doughnut and the… Continue reading

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Why Namor Admires Cyclops

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Namor: People ask why I stand with the mutants. I am a king in my own right. While I am a mutant, the humans don’t consider me one. Mutants are loathed. I am… Continue reading

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Emma Frost’s Recap Of Avengers VS X-Men

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Emma Frost: Avengers, which one of us would you say is responsible for intercepting and accidentally breaking a deadly cosmic force and injecting it, involuntarily may I remind all of you, into us?… Continue reading

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Emma Frost to Thor

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Emma Frost: I should have guessed that a boy who takes such girlish efforts with his long locks would hit like one. – AVX VS #4

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