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Category Archive: Captain America

Spider-Man Has No License

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Spider-Man: Note to self: learn how to fly this quinjet. Spider-Woman: It’s not that much harder than flying a helicopter. Spider-Man: I don’t have a license. Spider-Woman: For a helicopter? You just need–… Continue reading

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Spider-Man’s Unused Science Brain

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Spider-Man: Oh boy–If the entire team of Alpha Flight got their Canadian bacon handed to them…I’m worried that this is going to be one of those things where my shiny new iron spidey… Continue reading

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AVX Babies

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Captain America’s Civil War Speech

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Captain America: I remember the first time I really understood what it was to be an American… What it was to be a patriot. I was just a kid… A million years ago,… Continue reading

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Cyclops Strikes First Against Captain America

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– Avengers VS X-Men #1

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Spider-Man Banters With The Void

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The Void: I am the Void! I am the bringer of destruction and death to this world!! Spider-Man: Oh, man, I’m sorry. We weren’t really looking for a bringer of destruction… But we’ll… Continue reading

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Spider-Man Plays The Name Game

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der Spider-Man: Hi–I’m the Amazing Spider-Man, and you are? Hello? Luke Cage: Come on, who are you? Ronin: Captain America invited me. Luke Cage: Yeah, I know. Who are you? Ronin: I’m sorry.… Continue reading

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Spider-Man Describes Sauron’s Powers

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Luke Cage: Ok. Then. Who the hell is Karl Lykos. Spider-Man: He’s a mutant. I’ve had the honor of being smacked around by him. He can suck energy, or–or suck out your powers… Continue reading

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Cyclops Dark Phoenix

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– Avengers VS X-Men #11

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What To Expect In The Savage Land

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Luke Cage: So, in this land that time forgot somewhere in Antarctica…What’ve we got to look forward to? Spider-Man: All kinds of mutates and dinosaurs and big cheetahs and a surprising amount of… Continue reading

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Daredevil Slips Spider-Man’s Real Name

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Daredevil: And truth told, I can’t even imagine when I’d be able to find the time. Sometimes I look at all the things Peter Parker does in a month, and I have no… Continue reading

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Hardest Sentence In The English Language According To Spider-Man

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The Falcon: I mean, it takes a lot of courage to change your mind about something after going so far down the road. Saying “I was wrong,” has to be the hardest sentence… Continue reading

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Why Namor Admires Cyclops

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Namor: People ask why I stand with the mutants. I am a king in my own right. While I am a mutant, the humans don’t consider me one. Mutants are loathed. I am… Continue reading

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Emma Frost’s Recap Of Avengers VS X-Men

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Emma Frost: Avengers, which one of us would you say is responsible for intercepting and accidentally breaking a deadly cosmic force and injecting it, involuntarily may I remind all of you, into us?… Continue reading

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Iron Man Has A Doctorate Too.

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Doctor Strange: Doctor Richards. Mister Fantastic: Doctor Strange. Iron Man: You guys love calling yourself doctor. I have three doctorates, you don’t see me.. Mister Fantastic: Doctor Stark. Iron Man: Thank you. –… Continue reading

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