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Category Archive: Captain America

Spider-Man Banters With The Void

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The Void: I am the Void! I am the bringer of destruction and death to this world!! Spider-Man: Oh, man, I’m sorry. We weren’t really looking for a bringer of destruction… But we’ll… Continue reading

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Spider-Man Plays The Name Game

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der Spider-Man: Hi–I’m the Amazing Spider-Man, and you are? Hello? Luke Cage: Come on, who are you? Ronin: Captain America invited me. Luke Cage: Yeah, I know. Who are you? Ronin: I’m sorry.… Continue reading

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Spider-Man Describes Sauron’s Powers

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Luke Cage: Ok. Then. Who the hell is Karl Lykos. Spider-Man: He’s a mutant. I’ve had the honor of being smacked around by him. He can suck energy, or–or suck out your powers… Continue reading

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Cyclops Dark Phoenix

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– Avengers VS X-Men #11

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What To Expect In The Savage Land

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Luke Cage: So, in this land that time forgot somewhere in Antarctica…What’ve we got to look forward to? Spider-Man: All kinds of mutates and dinosaurs and big cheetahs and a surprising amount of… Continue reading

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Daredevil Slips Spider-Man’s Real Name

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Daredevil: And truth told, I can’t even imagine when I’d be able to find the time. Sometimes I look at all the things Peter Parker does in a month, and I have no… Continue reading

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Hardest Sentence In The English Language According To Spider-Man

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The Falcon: I mean, it takes a lot of courage to change your mind about something after going so far down the road. Saying “I was wrong,” has to be the hardest sentence… Continue reading

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Why Namor Admires Cyclops

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Namor: People ask why I stand with the mutants. I am a king in my own right. While I am a mutant, the humans don’t consider me one. Mutants are loathed. I am… Continue reading

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Emma Frost’s Recap Of Avengers VS X-Men

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Emma Frost: Avengers, which one of us would you say is responsible for intercepting and accidentally breaking a deadly cosmic force and injecting it, involuntarily may I remind all of you, into us?… Continue reading

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Iron Man Has A Doctorate Too.

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Doctor Strange: Doctor Richards. Mister Fantastic: Doctor Strange. Iron Man: You guys love calling yourself doctor. I have three doctorates, you don’t see me.. Mister Fantastic: Doctor Stark. Iron Man: Thank you. –… Continue reading

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