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Category Archive: Iron Man

How The Avengers Recruit Heroes

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Iron Man: We have beer. Wolverine: Sold. Iron Man: We have money. Spider-Man: Oh, thank God. Iron Man: I dunno… Birdseed? The Falcon: Phhst. – Avengers Vol. 5 #2

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Iron Man Knows Who Superman Is

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Iron Man: Your phasing through them shorted out all the circuitry? Kitty Pryde: Yeah. Happens with any electrical system. And if you’re wearing it, it’s wicked painful. Iron Man: So for me, having… Continue reading

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Kitty Pryde Hacks Into Avengers Database

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Iron Man: And we both know that you’ve hacked routinely hacked into the Avengers database whenever you’ve needed info. Kitty Pryde: That wasn’t me. Iron Man: Really? Who was it, then? Kitty Pryde:… Continue reading

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Iron Man Has A Doctorate Too.

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Doctor Strange: Doctor Richards. Mister Fantastic: Doctor Strange. Iron Man: You guys love calling yourself doctor. I have three doctorates, you don’t see me.. Mister Fantastic: Doctor Stark. Iron Man: Thank you. –… Continue reading

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