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A Delirious Doctor Nemesis

Magneto: Who’s there? Doctor Nemesis: They have filled my science bits with Satan goo. Storm: It’s us, friends. I’m glad to see you made it. Doctor Nemesis: I wish I […]

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Wolverine Hits Old People

Storm: Logan! Beast: Good God man! Wolverine: What? Beast: He’s in his sixties! You can’t just– Wolverine: Hey! Wheelchair of death here! Armor: He switched it off! Wolverine: We don’t […]

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Blame The Beer

Storm: I said you were heavy. Armor: It’s the beer. Wolverine: Shaddap. – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26