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Category Archive: Storm

What The X in X-Men Means

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Namor: It’s a trap. Cyclops: Of course it’s a trap. But it’s also a ceasefire. It gives the city time to evacuate the area. Namor: Ah. I increasingly understand the reason for the… Continue reading

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Hepzibah Flirts With Namor

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Hepzibah: Hey, after this is all over, we should kick back and relax for a little. Namor: Would this relaxation involve nudity? Hepzibah: It would involve nudity! Namor: Then this would be of… Continue reading

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A Delirious Doctor Nemesis

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Magneto: Who’s there? Doctor Nemesis: They have filled my science bits with Satan goo. Storm: It’s us, friends. I’m glad to see you made it. Doctor Nemesis: I wish I had a helmet.… Continue reading

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Wolverine Hits Old People

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Storm: Logan! Beast: Good God man! Wolverine: What? Beast: He’s in his sixties! You can’t just– Wolverine: Hey! Wheelchair of death here! Armor: He switched it off! Wolverine: We don’t know what else… Continue reading

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Blame The Beer

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Storm: I said you were heavy. Armor: It’s the beer. Wolverine: Shaddap. – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26

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