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Category Archive: X-men

Magneto Burns Psylocke

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Magneto: So… In effect, you swapped 5,000 human lives for one mutant one. That’s regrettable. But when there’s less than 200 mutants on the planet, I can live with that. Psylocke: You monst–… Continue reading

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Namor Doesn’t Seduce Kids

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Hope Summers: If I called you the king of ab-lantis, would you judge me? Namor: Yes. Favorably. Hope Summers: You know…going swimming with you was a hell of a lot more fun than… Continue reading

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Namor’s Taste In Women

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Hope Summers: Ick! You didn’t… You didn’t really imperius sex her. Namor: A mere gentleman does not tell. A king is far more discreet. Hope Summers: Ick! Ick! Ick! Namor: You are only… Continue reading

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Emma Frost’s Recap Of Avengers VS X-Men

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Emma Frost: Avengers, which one of us would you say is responsible for intercepting and accidentally breaking a deadly cosmic force and injecting it, involuntarily may I remind all of you, into us?… Continue reading

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Cyclops’s Idea For A T-shirt

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Wolverine: Wait…You want it…. You want it. Cyclops: Of course I want it. I’m dead weight now. I’ve done everything I can do. I die now, and I’m a martyr. And in a… Continue reading

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Wolverine and Cyclops Talk After AVX

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– AVX Consequences #2

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Emma Frost to Thor

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Emma Frost: I should have guessed that a boy who takes such girlish efforts with his long locks would hit like one. – AVX VS #4

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Namor VS The Thing (AVX)

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– AVX VS #1

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Magneto Compares Iron Man To A Nazi

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Magneto: The guards who herded me into Auschwitz liked to say that they were merely following orders. Tell me, Stark, when this is over, will that be your excuse as well? Iron Man:… Continue reading

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Kitty Pryde Trains The Original 5 Iceman

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Iceman: Now you listen here, lady, I’ve been an X-man for– Kitty Pryde: What? About three weeks? Iceman: I fought Magneto! Kitty Pryde: Yes, I saw the footage. You threw snowballs at him.… Continue reading

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Iron Man Knows Who Superman Is

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Iron Man: Your phasing through them shorted out all the circuitry? Kitty Pryde: Yeah. Happens with any electrical system. And if you’re wearing it, it’s wicked painful. Iron Man: So for me, having… Continue reading

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Kitty Pryde Hacks Into Avengers Database

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Iron Man: And we both know that you’ve hacked routinely hacked into the Avengers database whenever you’ve needed info. Kitty Pryde: That wasn’t me. Iron Man: Really? Who was it, then? Kitty Pryde:… Continue reading

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Emma Frost’s Idea For A Reward

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Armor: I only hit this one in the head once, Miss Frost. Emma Frost: Hisako, you are such a good girl. I think a shopping trip as a reward, when we get home?… Continue reading

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Agent Brand’s Advice For A Happy Relationship

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Agent Brand: Hank. Behave. Beast: Yes, dear. Agent Brand: The key to a happy relationship. Establish early on who’s boss. – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #42

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Is Wolverine Being Ironic or Hypocritical?

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Armor: What are you doing here? This is my test. Wolverine: X-men are a team, Armor. An’ we fight as a team. Magneto: Hmm…Coming as it does from Wolverine of all people, would… Continue reading

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