Superman on Death

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Superman: We’re going to bury all of them, y’know. Everyone on Earth. Everyone we know. Everyone we love. They’re going to die and we’re just got to go on. It scares me so… Continue reading

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What Would Superman and Batman Fight About?

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Narrator 1: Time out. We didn’t figure out what they’re fighting about. Narrator 2: Does it matter? Narrator 1: Of course! I mean…they wouldn’t fight over a chick. Batman: So long as there… Continue reading

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Iron Man’s Cool Helmet

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Iron Man: Hank! I overplayed my hand. Beast: I’m on it! Iron Man: Are you sure? Because it looks an awful lot like you’re climbing him! Beast: Dude! It’s not my fault you… Continue reading

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How Iron Man Deals With Someone Better Than Him

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Beast: That was a fairly serious lapse in judgement. Are you drunk? Iron Man: It’s much much worse than that. Someone out there is better than me. Beast: Oh, dear. How will you… Continue reading

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Iron Man Getting His Ass Kicked

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Beast: As much as it pains me to admit, S.H.I.E.L.D. has a problem that I can’t figure out. Iron Man: I just heard my mating call. Beast: This robot was built as an… Continue reading

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Captain America’s Civil War Speech

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Captain America: I remember the first time I really understood what it was to be an American… What it was to be a patriot. I was just a kid… A million years ago,… Continue reading

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Magneto and Iron Man

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Iron Man: I feel the fillings in my teeth rattle, and I know it’s on. Magneto: This one is arrogant and reckless, even for a human, but in my experience, he is no… Continue reading

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Professor X Teaches Cyclops Control

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Cyclops: It just isn’t fair… It makes me so angry. I feel like punching out the next moron who calls me a freak. What if I took off my glasses and just blasted… Continue reading

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Cyclops Strikes First Against Captain America

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– Avengers VS X-Men #1

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Robin Gets Starstrucked

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Alfred Pennyworth: We have a special guest. Robin: You…You… Superman: Robin. Good to finally meet you. Robin: Superman’s in my house. Superman: Please…Clark. Robin: Oh, okay. I’m Dick–Richard! Richard Grayson…Sir. Superman. Superman: Heh,… Continue reading

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Batman’s Gaydar Works Perfectly

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Batman: The computer will randomly choose two seconds of footage from one of sixty Gotham traffic cameras… Tell me everything you saw. Superman: Um… Batman: One visible license plate TTS552. There are six… Continue reading

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Spider-Woman Damn

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Spider-Woman VS X-Women

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– AVX VS #6

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Magneto VS Iron Man

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– AVX VS #1

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Spider-Man Banters With The Void

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The Void: I am the Void! I am the bringer of destruction and death to this world!! Spider-Man: Oh, man, I’m sorry. We weren’t really looking for a bringer of destruction… But we’ll… Continue reading

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