Wolverine and Cyclops Talk After AVX

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– AVX Consequences #2

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Emma Frost to Thor

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Emma Frost: I should have guessed that a boy who takes such girlish efforts with his long locks would hit like one. – AVX VS #4

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Namor VS The Thing (AVX)

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– AVX VS #1

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Magneto Compares Iron Man To A Nazi

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Magneto: The guards who herded me into Auschwitz liked to say that they were merely following orders. Tell me, Stark, when this is over, will that be your excuse as well? Iron Man:… Continue reading

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Tawky Tawny Attacks Sabina De La Croix (Trials Of Shazam)

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Sabina De La Croix: I think we both know you will, Tawky Tawny. I mean, your first name is “talk”. Tawky Tawny: I won’t tell you. Sabina De La Croix: And of the… Continue reading

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Freddy Freeman Meets Hercules (Trials Of Shazam)

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Freddy Freeman: I’ve been told a couple of hundred times that the Gods have taken on new forms… I just didn’t expect any of them to be in, y’know–prison! Zareb: Well, this is… Continue reading

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Kitty Pryde Trains The Original 5 Iceman

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Iceman: Now you listen here, lady, I’ve been an X-man for– Kitty Pryde: What? About three weeks? Iceman: I fought Magneto! Kitty Pryde: Yes, I saw the footage. You threw snowballs at him.… Continue reading

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How The Avengers Recruit Heroes

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Iron Man: We have beer. Wolverine: Sold. Iron Man: We have money. Spider-Man: Oh, thank God. Iron Man: I dunno… Birdseed? The Falcon: Phhst. – Avengers Vol. 5 #2

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Aquaman Eats Fish

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Aquaman: I’ll have the fish and chips… What? Random Guy 1: You can’t get the fish and chips. Aquaman: Why not? Random Guy 1: Because you talk to fish. Aquaman: I don’t talk… Continue reading

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Nightwing, Alfred and Oracle

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Nightwing: Ow! Hey! Don’t I get any anesthesia? Alfred: The first and second time a wound is closed, most certainly. By the third time you’ve opened your stitches, however, one feels inclined to… Continue reading

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Iron Man Knows Who Superman Is

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Iron Man: Your phasing through them shorted out all the circuitry? Kitty Pryde: Yeah. Happens with any electrical system. And if you’re wearing it, it’s wicked painful. Iron Man: So for me, having… Continue reading

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Kitty Pryde Hacks Into Avengers Database

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Iron Man: And we both know that you’ve hacked routinely hacked into the Avengers database whenever you’ve needed info. Kitty Pryde: That wasn’t me. Iron Man: Really? Who was it, then? Kitty Pryde:… Continue reading

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Martha, Jonathan and Superman

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Martha: But you’re still worried. Jonathan: Well, I have to admit he’s done a good job of stayn’ out of sight, but– Superman: Of course I’m staying out of sight, pa. Look what… Continue reading

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The Flash Convinces Cyborg He’s Still Human

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Flash: You’re not a robot, Vic. Robots don’t laugh at jokes or talk about their favorite television shows or worry that they’re robots. Do you ever fantasize about making out with a toaster?… Continue reading

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Sayd’s First Impression Of Kyle Rayner

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Sayd: Greetings, brother Ganthet. Kyle Rayner: A girl guardian! Sweet! Sayd: Is this one mentally impaired? Ganthet: No, Sayd. He is from planet Earth, like Jordan, Stewart… Sayd: … And Gardner. That explains… Continue reading

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