Emma Frost’s Idea For A Reward

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Armor: I only hit this one in the head once, Miss Frost. Emma Frost: Hisako, you are such a good girl. I think a shopping trip as a reward, when we get home?… Continue reading

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Agent Brand’s Advice For A Happy Relationship

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Agent Brand: Hank. Behave. Beast: Yes, dear. Agent Brand: The key to a happy relationship. Establish early on who’s boss. – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #42

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Is Wolverine Being Ironic or Hypocritical?

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Armor: What are you doing here? This is my test. Wolverine: X-men are a team, Armor. An’ we fight as a team. Magneto: Hmm…Coming as it does from Wolverine of all people, would… Continue reading

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Wolverine Hits Old People

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Storm: Logan! Beast: Good God man! Wolverine: What? Beast: He’s in his sixties! You can’t just– Wolverine: Hey! Wheelchair of death here! Armor: He switched it off! Wolverine: We don’t know what else… Continue reading

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Emma Frost Approves of Swearing

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Beast Likes The Word Girlfriend

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Agent Brand: If I say it’s S.W.O.R.D. business, then that’s exactly what it is, one-eye– Cyclops: I swear to you, I will cut your head off and hide the ****ing body if that’s… Continue reading

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Blame The Beer

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Storm: I said you were heavy. Armor: It’s the beer. Wolverine: Shaddap. – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26

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If Wolverine Came Up With The Code Names

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Armor: Oh, I couldn’t sleep. I need a new X-name. Beast: This again? Armor: Logan keeps making fun or “Armor.” I’m really tired, Dr. Mccoy. Beast: We’ll get you some coffee. And you… Continue reading

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Wolverine Can Speak Japanese

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Armor: *It’s really shameful that a killer gorilla passes as teacher here. Wolverine: *Since you do nothing but complain, aren’t you shaming your ancestors? Armor: I’m never gonna make X-man. *Japanese – Astonishing… Continue reading

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Where Washed Up X-Men Are Transferred

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Wolverine: Kid… You’re fired. We get back to Earth, you’re demoted to Excalisuck or some damn team. Armor: They were lining up civilians! To kill them! Wolverine: That ain’t the mission. Armor: Have… Continue reading

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The Thing Doesn’t Like Canadians

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Wolverine: Oughta be grateful. The Thing: Grateful? Wolverine: Monstro was practically capped ‘fore you bothered to show. The Thing: Didn’t they come up with a cure for your kind? Wolverine: You got a… Continue reading

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How The X-men Screen Out Fakes

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Nick Fury: How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place? Emma Frost: I read his mind. Beast: I matched his DNA. Wolverine: I smelled him. Beast: I… Continue reading

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Superman is Better With Words

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Wonder Woman: Superman, I was– Superman: Worried. I get it. But we only want to help. Green Lantern: How come when I said that, she wouldn’t listen? The Flash: Superman’s better with words… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Steals Dates

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Cyborg: Graves knows the Flash doesn’t like working outside of the law because he’s a police officer. He even knows about his relationship with Patty Spivot. Green Lantern: Who’s Patty Spivot? The Flash:… Continue reading

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Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League

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Green Arrow: You already know the name’s Green Arrow–world’s greatest archer and best candidate for the Justice League. Green Lantern: Oh, come on. You’re really trying to pitch us? I’ve got a power… Continue reading

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