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Batman Disses Superman’s Dog

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Superman: I’ve been on monitor duty for eleven days. Batman: And you agreed to giving us two weeks. Last time I checked, that was fourteen days. Superman: My fate is in the hands… Continue reading

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Batman’s Observation Of Superman

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Batman: It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then… he shoots fire from the skies and it its difficult not to think of him… Continue reading

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Superman and Batman on one another

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Superman: When I was a kid, my dad would take me to the football games at Smallville High. He’d played there years ago. We’d pack a picnic lunch, we’d sit in the bleachers,… Continue reading

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Green Arrow Gives Up Superman’s Secret Identity

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Anuttara: Your allies’ locations. Their secrets. Their real names. Green Arrow: Okay. *kaff* Okay. You wanna sneak up on Superman? He’s *kaff* he’s got a human identity. He calls himself Lex Luthor. Anuttara:… Continue reading

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Deadman on Nightwing

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Deadman: Well, there ya are. They bought it, just like anyone coulda predicted. Next to Superman, Dick Grayson is the one guy alive that every other crimefighter trusts. – The Brave and the… Continue reading

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Batman Manipulates Captain Atom

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Batman: Captain. You have a dilemma. If we surrender to you, you will have fulfilled your mission. And Tokyo will be decimated. Men, women, and children will have died while you completed your… Continue reading

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Lex Luthor Takes Out The Bat Kids

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– Superman/Batman #5

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What Is Superior Spider-man?

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So everyone at least knows who Spider-man is, right? Peter Parker. Bitten by a radioactive spider. Web-slinging superhero. Photographer for the Daily Bugle. The whole works. I find it hard to imagine nowadays… Continue reading

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Superman’s Observation Of Batman

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Superman: Sometimes, I admit, I think of Bruce as a man in a costume. Then, with some gadget from his utility belt, he reminds me that he has an extraordinarily inventive mind. And… Continue reading

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Superman Tells Batman To Buy What

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– Superman/Batman #1

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Cyclops’s Idea For A T-shirt

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Wolverine: Wait…You want it…. You want it. Cyclops: Of course I want it. I’m dead weight now. I’ve done everything I can do. I die now, and I’m a martyr. And in a… Continue reading

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Wolverine and Cyclops Talk After AVX

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– AVX Consequences #2

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Emma Frost to Thor

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Emma Frost: I should have guessed that a boy who takes such girlish efforts with his long locks would hit like one. – AVX VS #4

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Namor VS The Thing (AVX)

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– AVX VS #1

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Magneto Compares Iron Man To A Nazi

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Magneto: The guards who herded me into Auschwitz liked to say that they were merely following orders. Tell me, Stark, when this is over, will that be your excuse as well? Iron Man:… Continue reading

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