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Tawky Tawny Attacks Sabina De La Croix (Trials Of Shazam)

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Sabina De La Croix: I think we both know you will, Tawky Tawny. I mean, your first name is “talk”. Tawky Tawny: I won’t tell you. Sabina De La Croix: And of the… Continue reading

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Freddy Freeman Meets Hercules (Trials Of Shazam)

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Freddy Freeman: I’ve been told a couple of hundred times that the Gods have taken on new forms… I just didn’t expect any of them to be in, y’know–prison! Zareb: Well, this is… Continue reading

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Kitty Pryde Trains The Original 5 Iceman

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Iceman: Now you listen here, lady, I’ve been an X-man for– Kitty Pryde: What? About three weeks? Iceman: I fought Magneto! Kitty Pryde: Yes, I saw the footage. You threw snowballs at him.… Continue reading

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How The Avengers Recruit Heroes

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Iron Man: We have beer. Wolverine: Sold. Iron Man: We have money. Spider-Man: Oh, thank God. Iron Man: I dunno… Birdseed? The Falcon: Phhst. – Avengers Vol. 5 #2

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Aquaman Eats Fish

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Aquaman: I’ll have the fish and chips… What? Random Guy 1: You can’t get the fish and chips. Aquaman: Why not? Random Guy 1: Because you talk to fish. Aquaman: I don’t talk… Continue reading

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Nightwing, Alfred and Oracle

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Nightwing: Ow! Hey! Don’t I get any anesthesia? Alfred: The first and second time a wound is closed, most certainly. By the third time you’ve opened your stitches, however, one feels inclined to… Continue reading

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Iron Man Knows Who Superman Is

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Iron Man: Your phasing through them shorted out all the circuitry? Kitty Pryde: Yeah. Happens with any electrical system. And if you’re wearing it, it’s wicked painful. Iron Man: So for me, having… Continue reading

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Kitty Pryde Hacks Into Avengers Database

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Iron Man: And we both know that you’ve hacked routinely hacked into the Avengers database whenever you’ve needed info. Kitty Pryde: That wasn’t me. Iron Man: Really? Who was it, then? Kitty Pryde:… Continue reading

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Martha, Jonathan and Superman

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Martha: But you’re still worried. Jonathan: Well, I have to admit he’s done a good job of stayn’ out of sight, but– Superman: Of course I’m staying out of sight, pa. Look what… Continue reading

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The Flash Convinces Cyborg He’s Still Human

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Flash: You’re not a robot, Vic. Robots don’t laugh at jokes or talk about their favorite television shows or worry that they’re robots. Do you ever fantasize about making out with a toaster?… Continue reading

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Sayd’s First Impression Of Kyle Rayner

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Sayd: Greetings, brother Ganthet. Kyle Rayner: A girl guardian! Sweet! Sayd: Is this one mentally impaired? Ganthet: No, Sayd. He is from planet Earth, like Jordan, Stewart… Sayd: … And Gardner. That explains… Continue reading

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Emma Frost’s Idea For A Reward

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Armor: I only hit this one in the head once, Miss Frost. Emma Frost: Hisako, you are such a good girl. I think a shopping trip as a reward, when we get home?… Continue reading

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Agent Brand’s Advice For A Happy Relationship

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Agent Brand: Hank. Behave. Beast: Yes, dear. Agent Brand: The key to a happy relationship. Establish early on who’s boss. – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #42

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Is Wolverine Being Ironic or Hypocritical?

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Armor: What are you doing here? This is my test. Wolverine: X-men are a team, Armor. An’ we fight as a team. Magneto: Hmm…Coming as it does from Wolverine of all people, would… Continue reading

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Wolverine Hits Old People

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Storm: Logan! Beast: Good God man! Wolverine: What? Beast: He’s in his sixties! You can’t just– Wolverine: Hey! Wheelchair of death here! Armor: He switched it off! Wolverine: We don’t know what else… Continue reading

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