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A Delirious Doctor Nemesis

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Magneto: Who’s there? Doctor Nemesis: They have filled my science bits with Satan goo. Storm: It’s us, friends. I’m glad to see you made it. Doctor Nemesis: I wish I had a helmet.… Continue reading

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Why Namor Admires Cyclops

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Namor: People ask why I stand with the mutants. I am a king in my own right. While I am a mutant, the humans don’t consider me one. Mutants are loathed. I am… Continue reading

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One Of Namor’s Virtues

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Namor: Foes defeated by the mere shade? Namor suspects this will be an unusual journey. Hope Summers: Sharp. You’re not just a pretty face, are you? Namor: No. A complete compilation of Namor’s… Continue reading

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Robin And Superboy Wants Wonder Woman

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Batman: We’re very disappointed in both of you. Superman: This was a very simple assignment and you’ve gotten the boy killed. Superboy: Robots? Robin: Robots. Superboy: I get Supes. Robin: I get Batman.… Continue reading

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Magneto Burns Psylocke

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Magneto: So… In effect, you swapped 5,000 human lives for one mutant one. That’s regrettable. But when there’s less than 200 mutants on the planet, I can live with that. Psylocke: You monst–… Continue reading

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Namor Doesn’t Seduce Kids

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Hope Summers: If I called you the king of ab-lantis, would you judge me? Namor: Yes. Favorably. Hope Summers: You know…going swimming with you was a hell of a lot more fun than… Continue reading

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Namor’s Taste In Women

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Hope Summers: Ick! You didn’t… You didn’t really imperius sex her. Namor: A mere gentleman does not tell. A king is far more discreet. Hope Summers: Ick! Ick! Ick! Namor: You are only… Continue reading

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Batman Thinks Superman Is A Hero

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Batman: And in a single moment, he shows us again why he sets the standard for so many. There are those who think of him as outdated, the “boy scout” whipped by his… Continue reading

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Batman With 9 Bullet Holes

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Batman: What are you waiting for? Just fry the lot of them and let’s go. Superman: Patience Bruce. Batman: Right. With nine bullet holes in me. – Superman/Batman #16

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How Batman Earned Darkseid’s Admiration

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– Superman/Batman #12

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Superman Spies On Paradise Island

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Batman: I don’t think it should come as a surprise to anyone that Clark is having a hard time letting go. Diana called last week to say that he was hovering again. An… Continue reading

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Batman With A Battle Axe

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– Superman/Batman #10

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Emma Frost’s Recap Of Avengers VS X-Men

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Emma Frost: Avengers, which one of us would you say is responsible for intercepting and accidentally breaking a deadly cosmic force and injecting it, involuntarily may I remind all of you, into us?… Continue reading

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Batman’s Thoughts On The Robins

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Batman: I’m reminded of when I would first patrol with Robin. My gut instinct was to leap into every fray. Dick Grayson, being the first Robin, despite having all the skills the others… Continue reading

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Batman’s Never Late

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Superboy: Ha, you totally owe me lunch, early bird. I knew they wouldn’t even be here yet. Robin: Yeah, well, don’t count your chicken nuggets yet. It’s not like him to be late.… Continue reading

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