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The Thing Doesn’t Like Canadians

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Wolverine: Oughta be grateful. The Thing: Grateful? Wolverine: Monstro was practically capped ‘fore you bothered to show. The Thing: Didn’t they come up with a cure for your kind? Wolverine: You got a… Continue reading

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How The X-men Screen Out Fakes

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Nick Fury: How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place? Emma Frost: I read his mind. Beast: I matched his DNA. Wolverine: I smelled him. Beast: I… Continue reading

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Superman is Better With Words

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Wonder Woman: Superman, I was– Superman: Worried. I get it. But we only want to help. Green Lantern: How come when I said that, she wouldn’t listen? The Flash: Superman’s better with words… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Steals Dates

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Cyborg: Graves knows the Flash doesn’t like working outside of the law because he’s a police officer. He even knows about his relationship with Patty Spivot. Green Lantern: Who’s Patty Spivot? The Flash:… Continue reading

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Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League

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Green Arrow: You already know the name’s Green Arrow–world’s greatest archer and best candidate for the Justice League. Green Lantern: Oh, come on. You’re really trying to pitch us? I’ve got a power… Continue reading

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Batman Reveals His Secret Identity To Green Lantern

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Batman: We’re alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning, a cyborg and an Aquaman. As far as I can tell, you and I are the only normal people here. Green Lantern: Wearing… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Touched The Lasso Of Truth

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Wonder Woman: We need to get those men out of the helicopters and somewhere safe. Green Lantern: I’ll get them out of the choppers and to safety. Not to be a good guy… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Doesn’t Know Aquaman Is Real

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Superman: Who are you? Batman: They call him Aquaman. Green Lantern: Aquaman? I thought Aquaman was a sketch on Conan O’Brien. Aquaman: I’m very real. Green Lantern: First Batman’s real, now this? –… Continue reading

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Flash Thought Batman Was A Vampire

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Batman: Concentrate, Lantern! The things you make with that ring are breaking apart. That means your mind is scattered, right? You need to calm down and — Green Lantern: I am calm, Batman.… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Exposed Flash’s Secret Identity

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Flash: I could take it in for analysis and see if I can find any fingerprints or traces of D.N.A. Maybe someone else came into contact with it. Batman: You sound like a… Continue reading

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No More Mutants

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For the past few years, nothing  has completely changed the status quo of the Marvel universe than these three simple words. If you’re planning on diving into the current storylines of any Marvel comic, it’ll… Continue reading

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Green Lantern and Batman’s First Meeting (New 52)

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– Justice League Vol 2 #1

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Magneto Was Right

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Spider-Man Is Assigned To Train Hope Summers

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– New Avengers Vol 2 #27

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Iron Man Has A Doctorate Too.

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Doctor Strange: Doctor Richards. Mister Fantastic: Doctor Strange. Iron Man: You guys love calling yourself doctor. I have three doctorates, you don’t see me.. Mister Fantastic: Doctor Stark. Iron Man: Thank you. –… Continue reading

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