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Why Cyclops Is In Charge

Why Cyclops Is In Charge

Wolverine: I gotta get it’s mainframe. Cyclops: There isn’t time. I want this thing off my lawn. Wolverine: Every now and then, Summers… I remember why you’re still in charge. […]

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Codename Armor

Wolverine: She’s called “Armor”. She’s our new teammate. Armor: I mean, that is… Logan said. Emma Frost: Oh, it’s lovely. God knows the team’s going to need some new blood […]

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Emma Frost’s Idea For A Reward

Armor: I only hit this one in the head once, Miss Frost. Emma Frost: Hisako, you are such a good girl. I think a shopping trip as a reward, when […]

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Wolverine Hits Old People

Storm: Logan! Beast: Good God man! Wolverine: What? Beast: He’s in his sixties! You can’t just– Wolverine: Hey! Wheelchair of death here! Armor: He switched it off! Wolverine: We don’t […]

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Beast Likes The Word Girlfriend

Agent Brand: If I say it’s S.W.O.R.D. business, then that’s exactly what it is, one-eye– Cyclops: I swear to you, I will cut your head off and hide the ****ing […]

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Blame The Beer

Storm: I said you were heavy. Armor: It’s the beer. Wolverine: Shaddap. – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26

if Wolverine Came Up With The Code Names

If Wolverine Came Up With The Code Names

Armor: Oh, I couldn’t sleep. I need a new X-name. Beast: This again? Armor: Logan keeps making fun or “Armor.” I’m really tired, Dr. Mccoy. Beast: We’ll get you some […]

Wolverine Can Speak Japanese

Armor: *It’s really shameful that a killer gorilla passes as teacher here. Wolverine: *Since you do nothing but complain, aren’t you shaming your ancestors? Armor: I’m never gonna make X-man. […]