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superman doesn't steal girlfriends

Superman Doesn’t Steal Girlfriends

The Flash: Superman’s a reporter? Aquaman: I don’t like reporters. The Flash: You don’t write about us, do you? Green Lantern: Batman’s got that look on his face again. You […]

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Death of Nightwing

Batman: There’s a scream that can’t be silenced. It’s rising. Growing louder. And louder. It’s the scream of a child abandoned, suddenly long ago. As the scream echoed then in […]

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Foresight Level: Batman

Wonder Woman: Are you all right? Cyborg: It’s…impossible. I’ve just upgraded my firewalls. They’re completely impenetrable. I– The date signature. You freak! You uploaded this virus the first week you […]

How To Take Down Cyborg

How To Take Down Cyborg

The Riddler: Hmm.. Riddle me this– Cyborg: No. You don’t get to play your sick games anymore. Batman: Where are you taking them? Superman: A secure facility, far away, where […]

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Green Lantern Steals Dates

Cyborg: Graves knows the Flash doesn’t like working outside of the law because he’s a police officer. He even knows about his relationship with Patty Spivot. Green Lantern: Who’s Patty […]

Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League

Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League

Green Arrow: You already know the name’s Green Arrow–world’s greatest archer and best candidate for the Justice League. Green Lantern: Oh, come on. You’re really trying to pitch us? I’ve […]