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Superman Bets

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Batman: I thought Ollie would be last. Wonder Woman: Please Bruce–Everyone had their money on you. Then Ollie. Batman: Then you. Superman: Money? Wait. People were gambling? Wonder Woman: Clark, please tell me… Continue reading

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What Would Superman and Batman Fight About?

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Narrator 1: Time out. We didn’t figure out what they’re fighting about. Narrator 2: Does it matter? Narrator 1: Of course! I mean…they wouldn’t fight over a chick. Batman: So long as there… Continue reading

Aquaman Chokes Batman

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– Aquaman Vol. 7 #15

Robin And Superboy Wants Wonder Woman

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Batman: We’re very disappointed in both of you. Superman: This was a very simple assignment and you’ve gotten the boy killed. Superboy: Robots? Robin: Robots. Superboy: I get Supes. Robin: I get Batman.… Continue reading

How Batman Earned Darkseid’s Admiration

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From – Superman/Batman #12

Superman Spies On Paradise Island

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Batman: I don’t think it should come as a surprise to anyone that Clark is having a hard time letting go. Diana called last week to say that he was hovering again. An… Continue reading

Superman is Better With Words

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Wonder Woman: Superman, I was– Superman: Worried. I get it. But we only want to help. Green Lantern: How come when I said that, she wouldn’t listen? The Flash: Superman’s better with words… Continue reading

Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League

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Green Arrow: You already know the name’s Green Arrow–world’s greatest archer and best candidate for the Justice League. Green Lantern: Oh, come on. You’re really trying to pitch us? I’ve got a power… Continue reading

Batman Reveals His Secret Identity To Green Lantern

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Batman: We’re alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning, a cyborg and an Aquaman. As far as I can tell, you and I are the only normal people here. Green Lantern: Wearing… Continue reading

Green Lantern Touched The Lasso Of Truth

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Wonder Woman: We need to get those men out of the helicopters and somewhere safe. Green Lantern: I’ll get them out of the choppers and to safety. Not to be a good guy… Continue reading

Green Lantern Doesn’t Know Aquaman Is Real

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Superman: Who are you? Batman: They call him Aquaman. Green Lantern: Aquaman? I thought Aquaman was a sketch on Conan O’Brien. Aquaman: I’m very real. Green Lantern: First Batman’s real, now this? –… Continue reading

Simon Baz and The Justice League’s First Meeting

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Simon Baz: You don’t really expect me to fight you, do you? I mean, you’re Superman. Even if I knew how to use this ring, you’d kick my ass by yourself. Maybe I… Continue reading