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Nightwing’s Rule On Joining The Justice League

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Nightwing: NOT HERE! Green Arrow: Batman? Nightwing: Never here. You got a grudge? The guy across from you stole your wife? Just having a “bad day” and want to take it out on… Continue reading

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Superman, Kyle Rayner, Plastic Man and Flash

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Superman: My name…I’m really nervous…My name is Clark Kent. I’m a reporter for the daily planet. Kyle Rayner: He doesn’t…wear a mask. I never even..thought he had a… day job… Plastic Man: C.K.!… Continue reading

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What The Justice League Will Teach You

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Green Arrow: Like I always say, the JSA may teach you how to be a hero…And the Titans may teach you to be a family… But the League–Sure, it teaches you how to… Continue reading

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Batman Disses Superman’s Dog

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Superman: I’ve been on monitor duty for eleven days. Batman: And you agreed to giving us two weeks. Last time I checked, that was fourteen days. Superman: My fate is in the hands… Continue reading

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The Flash Convinces Cyborg He’s Still Human

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Flash: You’re not a robot, Vic. Robots don’t laugh at jokes or talk about their favorite television shows or worry that they’re robots. Do you ever fantasize about making out with a toaster?… Continue reading

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Superman is Better With Words

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Wonder Woman: Superman, I was– Superman: Worried. I get it. But we only want to help. Green Lantern: How come when I said that, she wouldn’t listen? The Flash: Superman’s better with words… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Steals Dates

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Cyborg: Graves knows the Flash doesn’t like working outside of the law because he’s a police officer. He even knows about his relationship with Patty Spivot. Green Lantern: Who’s Patty Spivot? The Flash:… Continue reading

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Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League

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Green Arrow: You already know the name’s Green Arrow–world’s greatest archer and best candidate for the Justice League. Green Lantern: Oh, come on. You’re really trying to pitch us? I’ve got a power… Continue reading

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Batman Reveals His Secret Identity To Green Lantern

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Batman: We’re alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning, a cyborg and an Aquaman. As far as I can tell, you and I are the only normal people here. Green Lantern: Wearing… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Touched The Lasso Of Truth

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Wonder Woman: We need to get those men out of the helicopters and somewhere safe. Green Lantern: I’ll get them out of the choppers and to safety. Not to be a good guy… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Doesn’t Know Aquaman Is Real

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Superman: Who are you? Batman: They call him Aquaman. Green Lantern: Aquaman? I thought Aquaman was a sketch on Conan O’Brien. Aquaman: I’m very real. Green Lantern: First Batman’s real, now this? –… Continue reading

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Flash Thought Batman Was A Vampire

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Batman: Concentrate, Lantern! The things you make with that ring are breaking apart. That means your mind is scattered, right? You need to calm down and — Green Lantern: I am calm, Batman.… Continue reading

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Green Lantern Exposed Flash’s Secret Identity

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Flash: I could take it in for analysis and see if I can find any fingerprints or traces of D.N.A. Maybe someone else came into contact with it. Batman: You sound like a… Continue reading

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Green Lantern and Batman’s First Meeting (New 52)

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– Justice League Vol 2 #1

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Simon Baz and The Justice League’s First Meeting

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Simon Baz: You don’t really expect me to fight you, do you? I mean, you’re Superman. Even if I knew how to use this ring, you’d kick my ass by yourself. Maybe I… Continue reading

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