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Captain America and Spider-Man Share A Moment

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Captain America: Every time I have fought alongside you…I have been amazed. Spider-Man: Really? Captain America: Come with me on this. If you don’t like, leave. But, for me, give it a shot.… Continue reading

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Captain America’s SHIELD License

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Captain America: Agent Hill. This is Steve Rogers, Captain America. Do you have access to my S.H.I.E.L.D. file? Agent Hill: Yes, I do, Captain. Captain America: Then you can verify for yourself that… Continue reading

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Spider-Man Has No License

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Spider-Man: Note to self: learn how to fly this quinjet. Spider-Woman: It’s not that much harder than flying a helicopter. Spider-Man: I don’t have a license. Spider-Woman: For a helicopter? You just need–… Continue reading

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Spider-Man’s Unused Science Brain

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Spider-Man: Oh boy–If the entire team of Alpha Flight got their Canadian bacon handed to them…I’m worried that this is going to be one of those things where my shiny new iron spidey… Continue reading

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AVX Babies

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Captain America’s Civil War Speech

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Captain America: I remember the first time I really understood what it was to be an American… What it was to be a patriot. I was just a kid… A million years ago,… Continue reading

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Spider-Woman Damn

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Spider-Man Banters With The Void

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The Void: I am the Void! I am the bringer of destruction and death to this world!! Spider-Man: Oh, man, I’m sorry. We weren’t really looking for a bringer of destruction… But we’ll… Continue reading

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What Makes Spider-Man Uncomfortable

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Spider-Man: Well, I’d like to thank our new mystery ninja Avenger. Whoever you are, for bringing us these guys right to us for a change. Luke Cage: Because…? Spider-Man: We didn’t even have… Continue reading

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Spider-Woman’s Second Power

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Wolverine: All right, spill it. Spider-Woman: What? Wolverine: What’d you do to him? Spider-Woman: Just talked to him. Just tried to stall him. Wolverine: Uh-uh. Fess up. I can feel something comin’ off… Continue reading

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Spider-Man Plays The Name Game

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der Spider-Man: Hi–I’m the Amazing Spider-Man, and you are? Hello? Luke Cage: Come on, who are you? Ronin: Captain America invited me. Luke Cage: Yeah, I know. Who are you? Ronin: I’m sorry.… Continue reading

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Hand Ninjas Smell Like What

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Spider-Man: Boy, I don’t know what you Hand ninjas use in your laundry…But you guys smell like a garden of lilacs. It’s really quite lovely. Iron Man: You ever get a whiff of… Continue reading

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Why Spider-Man Doesn’t Wear Underwear

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  – New Avengers Vol. 1 #5

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Spider-Man Should Copyright His Name

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Spider-Woman: All right. Looks like I’m a super hero again. Iron Man: Well, Agent Drew… In the most P.C., non-threatening, professional way. I’d like to say… Luke Cage: Damn, girl. Iron Man: Exactly.… Continue reading

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What Spider Bit Spider-Man

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Spider-Man: Anyone want to carry me? Luke Cage: Don’t you have the proportionate strength of a spider? Spider-Man: Who hasn’t slept in three days, who got his arm broken and hasn’t had it… Continue reading

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