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What Movies Spider-Man Doesn’t Like

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Spider-Man: No! Mary Jane: Peter Parker! Spider-Man: MJ, No! I’m putting my foot down, woman! That is it! No! And no means no! Mary Jane: But I– Spider-Man: We have almost no free… Continue reading

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Spider-Man Describes Sauron’s Powers

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Luke Cage: Ok. Then. Who the hell is Karl Lykos. Spider-Man: He’s a mutant. I’ve had the honor of being smacked around by him. He can suck energy, or–or suck out your powers… Continue reading

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Cyclops Dark Phoenix

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– Avengers VS X-Men #11

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What To Expect In The Savage Land

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Luke Cage: So, in this land that time forgot somewhere in Antarctica…What’ve we got to look forward to? Spider-Man: All kinds of mutates and dinosaurs and big cheetahs and a surprising amount of… Continue reading

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Daredevil Gives Spider-Man Career Advice

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Spider-Man: Matt Murdock? What are you doing here? Daredevil: You doing okay? Spider-Man: How do I look? Daredevil: You dropped your mask. Spider-Man: Yeah. Daredevil: Not a great career move. – New Avengers… Continue reading

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Daredevil Slips Spider-Man’s Real Name

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Daredevil: And truth told, I can’t even imagine when I’d be able to find the time. Sometimes I look at all the things Peter Parker does in a month, and I have no… Continue reading

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Hardest Sentence In The English Language According To Spider-Man

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The Falcon: I mean, it takes a lot of courage to change your mind about something after going so far down the road. Saying “I was wrong,” has to be the hardest sentence… Continue reading

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Mary Jane’s Anti Face Recognition Technique

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Aunt May: But right now, MJ and I should go shopping for supplies, look around for a place to stay. Then we’ll come back and.. Spider-Man: I can.. Mary Jane: Your face is… Continue reading

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Aunt May Explains What Life Life Is To Spider-Man

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Aunt May: You know what life is, Peter? What it really is? Spider-Man: A doughnut? Aunt May: No. Spider-Man: Because I’ve got a great joke about how life is a doughnut and the… Continue reading

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What Is Superior Spider-man?

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So everyone at least knows who Spider-man is, right? Peter Parker. Bitten by a radioactive spider. Web-slinging superhero. Photographer for the Daily Bugle. The whole works. I find it hard to imagine nowadays… Continue reading

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How The Avengers Recruit Heroes

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Iron Man: We have beer. Wolverine: Sold. Iron Man: We have money. Spider-Man: Oh, thank God. Iron Man: I dunno… Birdseed? The Falcon: Phhst. – Avengers Vol. 5 #2

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Spider-Man Is Assigned To Train Hope Summers

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– New Avengers Vol 2 #27

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