Tag Archive: x-men

What The X in X-Men Means

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Namor: It’s a trap. Cyclops: Of course it’s a trap. But it’s also a ceasefire. It gives the city time to evacuate the area. Namor: Ah. I increasingly understand the reason for the… Continue reading

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Hepzibah Flirts With Namor

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Hepzibah: Hey, after this is all over, we should kick back and relax for a little. Namor: Would this relaxation involve nudity? Hepzibah: It would involve nudity! Namor: Then this would be of… Continue reading

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A Delirious Doctor Nemesis

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Magneto: Who’s there? Doctor Nemesis: They have filled my science bits with Satan goo. Storm: It’s us, friends. I’m glad to see you made it. Doctor Nemesis: I wish I had a helmet.… Continue reading

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Why Namor Admires Cyclops

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Namor: People ask why I stand with the mutants. I am a king in my own right. While I am a mutant, the humans don’t consider me one. Mutants are loathed. I am… Continue reading

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One Of Namor’s Virtues

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Namor: Foes defeated by the mere shade? Namor suspects this will be an unusual journey. Hope Summers: Sharp. You’re not just a pretty face, are you? Namor: No. A complete compilation of Namor’s… Continue reading

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Magneto Burns Psylocke

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Magneto: So… In effect, you swapped 5,000 human lives for one mutant one. That’s regrettable. But when there’s less than 200 mutants on the planet, I can live with that. Psylocke: You monst–… Continue reading

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Namor Doesn’t Seduce Kids

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Hope Summers: If I called you the king of ab-lantis, would you judge me? Namor: Yes. Favorably. Hope Summers: You know…going swimming with you was a hell of a lot more fun than… Continue reading

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Namor’s Taste In Women

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Hope Summers: Ick! You didn’t… You didn’t really imperius sex her. Namor: A mere gentleman does not tell. A king is far more discreet. Hope Summers: Ick! Ick! Ick! Namor: You are only… Continue reading

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Emma Frost’s Recap Of Avengers VS X-Men

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Emma Frost: Avengers, which one of us would you say is responsible for intercepting and accidentally breaking a deadly cosmic force and injecting it, involuntarily may I remind all of you, into us?… Continue reading

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Cyclops’s Idea For A T-shirt

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Wolverine: Wait…You want it…. You want it. Cyclops: Of course I want it. I’m dead weight now. I’ve done everything I can do. I die now, and I’m a martyr. And in a… Continue reading

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Wolverine and Cyclops Talk After AVX

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– AVX Consequences #2

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Emma Frost to Thor

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Emma Frost: I should have guessed that a boy who takes such girlish efforts with his long locks would hit like one. – AVX VS #4

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Magneto Compares Iron Man To A Nazi

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Magneto: The guards who herded me into Auschwitz liked to say that they were merely following orders. Tell me, Stark, when this is over, will that be your excuse as well? Iron Man:… Continue reading

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Kitty Pryde Trains The Original 5 Iceman

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Iceman: Now you listen here, lady, I’ve been an X-man for– Kitty Pryde: What? About three weeks? Iceman: I fought Magneto! Kitty Pryde: Yes, I saw the footage. You threw snowballs at him.… Continue reading

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Iron Man Knows Who Superman Is

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Iron Man: Your phasing through them shorted out all the circuitry? Kitty Pryde: Yeah. Happens with any electrical system. And if you’re wearing it, it’s wicked painful. Iron Man: So for me, having… Continue reading

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