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Category Archive: Marvel

Spider-Man Has No License

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Spider-Man: Note to self: learn how to fly this quinjet. Spider-Woman: It’s not that much harder than flying a helicopter. Spider-Man: I don’t have a license. Spider-Woman: For a helicopter? You just need–… Continue reading

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Spider-Man’s Unused Science Brain

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Spider-Man: Oh boy–If the entire team of Alpha Flight got their Canadian bacon handed to them…I’m worried that this is going to be one of those things where my shiny new iron spidey… Continue reading

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Baby Iron-man vs Baby Magneto

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Baby X-men

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AVX Babies

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Avengers Babies Assemble

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Baby Magneto

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– A-Babies VS X-Babies

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Baby Galactus

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Iron Man’s Cool Helmet

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Iron Man: Hank! I overplayed my hand. Beast: I’m on it! Iron Man: Are you sure? Because it looks an awful lot like you’re climbing him! Beast: Dude! It’s not my fault you… Continue reading

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How Iron Man Deals With Someone Better Than Him

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Beast: That was a fairly serious lapse in judgement. Are you drunk? Iron Man: It’s much much worse than that. Someone out there is better than me. Beast: Oh, dear. How will you… Continue reading

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Iron Man Getting His Ass Kicked

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Beast: As much as it pains me to admit, S.H.I.E.L.D. has a problem that I can’t figure out. Iron Man: I just heard my mating call. Beast: This robot was built as an… Continue reading

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Captain America’s Civil War Speech

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Captain America: I remember the first time I really understood what it was to be an American… What it was to be a patriot. I was just a kid… A million years ago,… Continue reading

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Magneto and Iron Man

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Iron Man: I feel the fillings in my teeth rattle, and I know it’s on. Magneto: This one is arrogant and reckless, even for a human, but in my experience, he is no… Continue reading

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Professor X Teaches Cyclops Control

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Cyclops: It just isn’t fair… It makes me so angry. I feel like punching out the next moron who calls me a freak. What if I took off my glasses and just blasted… Continue reading

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Cyclops Strikes First Against Captain America

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– Avengers VS X-Men #1

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