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Batman’s Real Disguise

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Batman: I don’t understand this–What do you mean, What am I doing? I’m honoring him. I’m carrying on his legacy. Superman: Then carry on his legacy. Do it. Be the man he raised… Continue reading

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Superman and Batman Discussing Each Other’s Methods

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Superman: Think of the good we could do as a group– Batman: Think of all the damage we could do. Superman: We’d have safeguards? Batman: Really? Name one that would work against you.… Continue reading

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Superman on Death

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Superman: We’re going to bury all of them, y’know. Everyone on Earth. Everyone we know. Everyone we love. They’re going to die and we’re just got to go on. It scares me so… Continue reading

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What Would Superman and Batman Fight About?

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Narrator 1: Time out. We didn’t figure out what they’re fighting about. Narrator 2: Does it matter? Narrator 1: Of course! I mean…they wouldn’t fight over a chick. Batman: So long as there… Continue reading

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Robin Gets Starstrucked

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Alfred Pennyworth: We have a special guest. Robin: You…You… Superman: Robin. Good to finally meet you. Robin: Superman’s in my house. Superman: Please…Clark. Robin: Oh, okay. I’m Dick–Richard! Richard Grayson…Sir. Superman. Superman: Heh,… Continue reading

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Batman’s Gaydar Works Perfectly

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Batman: The computer will randomly choose two seconds of footage from one of sixty Gotham traffic cameras… Tell me everything you saw. Superman: Um… Batman: One visible license plate TTS552. There are six… Continue reading

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Batman With Superman’s Powers

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Batman: You haven’t seen me because I’ve been busy. Working, training, honing these new powers. Making the most of them. Superman: And I know how hard that must be. Batman: Don’t patronize me,… Continue reading

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Superman The Boy Scout

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Superman: You must be the Batman… Are we going to have a problem? Batman: That’s entirely up to you. You’re quite the boy scout. Superman: I don’t really take that as an insult.… Continue reading

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Superman And Batman About Being Brothers

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– Superman/Batman #50

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Toyman’s Price For Helping Batman

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Toyman: Right. About that. If I did do that…ummm… So, like, what do I get? Batman: You want a reward? You mean… Cash? Toyman: I was thinking… More like… Power Girl… Date… With… Continue reading

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Robin Orders Supergirl Around

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Robin: Use your x-ray and telescope vision to scan the bodies and tell me what you see. Supergirl: You can’t just use me like some tool from your utility belt. Robin: Why not?… Continue reading

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Supergirl Meets Damian Wayne

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Supergirl: I was looking for Batman. Robin: He’s off with the Justice League, doing whatever it is that they do. Supergirl: Tim? Robin: Don’t know, don’t care. Different team, same story. Supergirl: Then… Continue reading

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Superman and Batman Meet Their Kid Versions

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– Superman/Batman #51

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Robin Is Teased About Supergirl

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Batman: Did Supergirl just drop you off? Was that a date? Because if it was–Supergirl is way out of your league. Robin: Stop. Batman: Hold up… Do you have a crush on her?… Continue reading

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How Power Girl Can Distract Someone

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Katana: But…The kid made it clear he wants to talk to Superman. Batman: He is also thirteen years old. Find a way to distract him. Powergirl: What’s everyone looking at me for? How… Continue reading

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