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Avengers Babies Assemble

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Iron Man’s Cool Helmet

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Iron Man: Hank! I overplayed my hand. Beast: I’m on it! Iron Man: Are you sure? Because it looks an awful lot like you’re climbing him! Beast: Dude! It’s not my fault you… Continue reading

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How Iron Man Deals With Someone Better Than Him

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Beast: That was a fairly serious lapse in judgement. Are you drunk? Iron Man: It’s much much worse than that. Someone out there is better than me. Beast: Oh, dear. How will you… Continue reading

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Iron Man Getting His Ass Kicked

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Beast: As much as it pains me to admit, S.H.I.E.L.D. has a problem that I can’t figure out. Iron Man: I just heard my mating call. Beast: This robot was built as an… Continue reading

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Magneto and Iron Man

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Iron Man: I feel the fillings in my teeth rattle, and I know it’s on. Magneto: This one is arrogant and reckless, even for a human, but in my experience, he is no… Continue reading

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Spider-Woman Damn

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Magneto VS Iron Man

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– AVX VS #1

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Hand Ninjas Smell Like What

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Spider-Man: Boy, I don’t know what you Hand ninjas use in your laundry…But you guys smell like a garden of lilacs. It’s really quite lovely. Iron Man: You ever get a whiff of… Continue reading

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Iron Man Understands A Little Japanese

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Spider-Woman: Anyone speak Japanese? Iron Man: A little. Spider-Woman: You know what they’re saying? Iron Man: Just picking up bits and pieces. But something about us dying a thousand deaths and our blood… Continue reading

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Spider-Man Should Copyright His Name

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Spider-Woman: All right. Looks like I’m a super hero again. Iron Man: Well, Agent Drew… In the most P.C., non-threatening, professional way. I’d like to say… Luke Cage: Damn, girl. Iron Man: Exactly.… Continue reading

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What To Expect In The Savage Land

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Luke Cage: So, in this land that time forgot somewhere in Antarctica…What’ve we got to look forward to? Spider-Man: All kinds of mutates and dinosaurs and big cheetahs and a surprising amount of… Continue reading

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Emma Frost’s Recap Of Avengers VS X-Men

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Emma Frost: Avengers, which one of us would you say is responsible for intercepting and accidentally breaking a deadly cosmic force and injecting it, involuntarily may I remind all of you, into us?… Continue reading

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Magneto Compares Iron Man To A Nazi

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Magneto: The guards who herded me into Auschwitz liked to say that they were merely following orders. Tell me, Stark, when this is over, will that be your excuse as well? Iron Man:… Continue reading

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How The Avengers Recruit Heroes

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Iron Man: We have beer. Wolverine: Sold. Iron Man: We have money. Spider-Man: Oh, thank God. Iron Man: I dunno… Birdseed? The Falcon: Phhst. – Avengers Vol. 5 #2

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Iron Man Knows Who Superman Is

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Iron Man: Your phasing through them shorted out all the circuitry? Kitty Pryde: Yeah. Happens with any electrical system. And if you’re wearing it, it’s wicked painful. Iron Man: So for me, having… Continue reading

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