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Hawkeye Nicknames

Deadpool: Dang! Nice shootin’, Legola– Wait. How often do people call you Legolas? Hawkeye: All the time. Deadpool: Nice shootin’, Hunger Games! Hawkeye: Heard it. Deadpool: Brave! The girl from […]

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Magneto and Iron Man

Iron Man: I feel the fillings in my teeth rattle, and I know it’s on. Magneto: This one is arrogant and reckless, even for a human, but in my experience, […]

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Namor’s Friend With Benefits

Hepzibah: “Friend.” Riiiiight. Sunspot: Wait, do you mean– Namor: Namor does not speak of his conquests. Hepzibah: That’s good to know. Namor: Though he perfectly understands that others oft wish […]

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Hepzibah Flirts With Namor

Hepzibah: Hey, after this is all over, we should kick back and relax for a little. Namor: Would this relaxation involve nudity? Hepzibah: It would involve nudity! Namor: Then this […]

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A Delirious Doctor Nemesis

Magneto: Who’s there? Doctor Nemesis: They have filled my science bits with Satan goo. Storm: It’s us, friends. I’m glad to see you made it. Doctor Nemesis: I wish I […]

Why Namor Admires Cyclops

Why Namor Admires Cyclops

Namor: People ask why I stand with the mutants. I am a king in my own right. While I am a mutant, the humans don’t consider me one. Mutants are […]

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Emma Frost’s Recap Of Avengers VS X-Men

Emma Frost: Avengers, which one of us would you say is responsible for intercepting and accidentally breaking a deadly cosmic force and injecting it, involuntarily may I remind all of […]