The Thing Doesn’t Like Canadians
Wolverine: Oughta be grateful. The Thing: Grateful? Wolverine: Monstro was practically capped ‘fore you bothered to show. The Thing: Didn’t…
How The X-men Screen Out Fakes
Nick Fury: How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place? Emma Frost: I read…
Superman is Better With Words
Wonder Woman: Superman, I was– Superman: Worried. I get it. But we only want to help. Green Lantern: How come…
Green Lantern Steals Dates
Cyborg: Graves knows the Flash doesn’t like working outside of the law because he’s a police officer. He even knows…
Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League
Green Arrow: You already know the name’s Green Arrow–world’s greatest archer and best candidate for the Justice League. Green Lantern:…
Batman Reveals His Secret Identity To Green Lantern
Batman: We’re alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning, a cyborg and an Aquaman. As far as I can…
Green Lantern Touched The Lasso Of Truth
Wonder Woman: We need to get those men out of the helicopters and somewhere safe. Green Lantern: I’ll get them…
Green Lantern Doesn’t Know Aquaman Is Real
Superman: Who are you? Batman: They call him Aquaman. Green Lantern: Aquaman? I thought Aquaman was a sketch on Conan…