Green Arrow Tries To Join The Justice League
Green Arrow: You already know the name’s Green Arrow–world’s greatest archer and best candidate for the Justice League.
Green Lantern: Oh, come on. You’re really trying to pitch us? I’ve got a power ring and you shoot arrows.
Green Arrow: Over thirty different types of arrows–from cryo-bombs to good old-fashioned razor-tips–so we both bring a lot to the table.
Green Lantern: We already have one guy who can’t do anything. If Batman sprains his ankle, we’ll call you.
*Whispers to Batman*
Green Lantern: Totally lying. We wouldn’t call him.