X-men

Iron Man: And we both know that you’ve hacked routinely hacked into the Avengers database whenever you’ve needed info. Kitty…

Armor: I only hit this one in the head once, Miss Frost. Emma Frost: Hisako, you are such a good…

Agent Brand: Hank. Behave. Beast: Yes, dear. Agent Brand: The key to a happy relationship. Establish early on who’s boss.…

Armor: What are you doing here? This is my test. Wolverine: X-men are a team, Armor. An’ we fight as…

Storm: Logan! Beast: Good God man! Wolverine: What? Beast: He’s in his sixties! You can’t just– Wolverine: Hey! Wheelchair of…

Cyclops: Emma? Apparently I said “****ing” to Abigail Brand. Does that sound like me? Emma Frost: Well done, darling. That…

Agent Brand: If I say it’s S.W.O.R.D. business, then that’s exactly what it is, one-eye– Cyclops: I swear to you,…

Storm: I said you were heavy. Armor: It’s the beer. Wolverine: Shaddap. From – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26