Beast Likes The Word Girlfriend

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Agent Brand: If I say it’s S.W.O.R.D. business, then that’s exactly what it is, one-eye–
Cyclops: I swear to you, I will cut your head off and hide the ****ing body if that’s what it takes to keep S.W.O.R.D. business out of mutant affairs, because I am done with this–
Agent Brand: Did you just say “****ing” to me?
Beast: Scott. You just said “****ing” to my .. um.. Actually, what are you? “Girlfriend” doesn’t sound quite…
Agent Brand: “Xenophiliac experimentation partner”?
Beast: Scott, you just said “****ing” to my girlfriend.
Cyclops: I wouldn’t say anything like that.
Wolverine: Cyke, I heard you from down the hall. Don’t do it again, okay? It’s like catching a rerun of “Happy Days” and seeing Ron Howard picking up hookers.

Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26

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