Good Apex Doesn’t Know Sarcasm
Storm: What should we call you? Good Apex: You’d need a choir of your voices to say it even in…
What The X in X-Men Means
Namor: It’s a trap. Cyclops: Of course it’s a trap. But it’s also a ceasefire. It gives the city time…
Hepzibah Flirts With Namor
Hepzibah: Hey, after this is all over, we should kick back and relax for a little. Namor: Would this relaxation…
A Delirious Doctor Nemesis
Magneto: Who’s there? Doctor Nemesis: They have filled my science bits with Satan goo. Storm: It’s us, friends. I’m glad…
Wolverine Hits Old People
Storm: Logan! Beast: Good God man! Wolverine: What? Beast: He’s in his sixties! You can’t just– Wolverine: Hey! Wheelchair of…
Blame The Beer
Storm: I said you were heavy. Armor: It’s the beer. Wolverine: Shaddap. From – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26