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Monthly Archive: March, 2013

Good Apex Doesn’t Know Sarcasm

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Storm: What should we callĀ  you? Good Apex: You’d need a choir of your voices to say it even in its casual variant. Let’s keep it simple. I’ll be “Good Apex” and my… Continue reading

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What The X in X-Men Means

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Namor: It’s a trap. Cyclops: Of course it’s a trap. But it’s also a ceasefire. It gives the city time to evacuate the area. Namor: Ah. I increasingly understand the reason for the… Continue reading

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What The Justice League Will Teach You

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Green Arrow: Like I always say, the JSA may teach you how to be a hero…And the Titans may teach you to be a family… But the League–Sure, it teaches you how to… Continue reading

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Hepzibah Flirts With Namor

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Hepzibah: Hey, after this is all over, we should kick back and relax for a little. Namor: Would this relaxation involve nudity? Hepzibah: It would involve nudity! Namor: Then this would be of… Continue reading

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A Delirious Doctor Nemesis

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Magneto: Who’s there? Doctor Nemesis: They have filled my science bits with Satan goo. Storm: It’s us, friends. I’m glad to see you made it. Doctor Nemesis: I wish I had a helmet.… Continue reading

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Why Namor Admires Cyclops

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Namor: People ask why I stand with the mutants. I am a king in my own right. While I am a mutant, the humans don’t consider me one. Mutants are loathed. I am… Continue reading

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One Of Namor’s Virtues

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Namor: Foes defeated by the mere shade? Namor suspects this will be an unusual journey. Hope Summers: Sharp. You’re not just a pretty face, are you? Namor: No. A complete compilation of Namor’s… Continue reading

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Robin And Superboy Wants Wonder Woman

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Batman: We’re very disappointed in both of you. Superman: This was a very simple assignment and you’ve gotten the boy killed. Superboy: Robots? Robin: Robots. Superboy: I get Supes. Robin: I get Batman.… Continue reading

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Magneto Burns Psylocke

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Magneto: So… In effect, you swapped 5,000 human lives for one mutant one. That’s regrettable. But when there’s less than 200 mutants on the planet, I can live with that. Psylocke: You monst–… Continue reading

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Namor Doesn’t Seduce Kids

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Hope Summers: If I called you the king of ab-lantis, would you judge me? Namor: Yes. Favorably. Hope Summers: You know…going swimming with you was a hell of a lot more fun than… Continue reading

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Namor’s Taste In Women

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Hope Summers: Ick! You didn’t… You didn’t really imperius sex her. Namor: A mere gentleman does not tell. A king is far more discreet. Hope Summers: Ick! Ick! Ick! Namor: You are only… Continue reading

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Batman Thinks Superman Is A Hero

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Batman: And in a single moment, he shows us again why he sets the standard for so many. There are those who think of him as outdated, the “boy scout” whipped by his… Continue reading

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Batman With 9 Bullet Holes

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Batman: What are you waiting for? Just fry the lot of them and let’s go. Superman: Patience Bruce. Batman: Right. With nine bullet holes in me. – Superman/Batman #16

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How Batman Earned Darkseid’s Admiration

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– Superman/Batman #12

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Superman Spies On Paradise Island

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Batman: I don’t think it should come as a surprise to anyone that Clark is having a hard time letting go. Diana called last week to say that he was hovering again. An… Continue reading

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