Hand Ninjas Smell Like What
Spider-Man: Boy, I don’t know what you Hand ninjas use in your laundry…But you guys smell like a garden of…
Iron Man Understands A Little Japanese
Spider-Woman: Anyone speak Japanese? Iron Man: A little. Spider-Woman: You know what they’re saying? Iron Man: Just picking up bits…
Why Spider-Man Doesn’t Wear Underwear
From – New Avengers Vol. 1 #5
Spider-Man Should Copyright His Name
Spider-Woman: All right. Looks like I’m a super hero again. Iron Man: Well, Agent Drew… In the most P.C., non-threatening,…
What Spider Bit Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Anyone want to carry me? Luke Cage: Don’t you have the proportionate strength of a spider? Spider-Man: Who hasn’t…
What Movies Spider-Man Doesn’t Like
Spider-Man: No! Mary Jane: Peter Parker! Spider-Man: MJ, No! I’m putting my foot down, woman! That is it! No! And…
Nightwing Is Damian Wayne’s Favorite Partner
Robin: This is our last chance to prevent a catastrophe. Are you with me, Nightwing? The odds are completely against…
Spider-Man Describes Sauron’s Powers
Luke Cage: Ok. Then. Who the hell is Karl Lykos. Spider-Man: He’s a mutant. I’ve had the honor of being…