Spider-Man Should Copyright His Name

Spider-Woman: All right. Looks like I’m a super hero again.
Iron Man: Well, Agent Drew… In the most P.C., non-threatening, professional way. I’d like to say…
Luke Cage: Damn, girl.
Iron Man: Exactly.
Spider-Woman: Thanks, guys. How’s your arm, Pete…?
Luke Cage: Oh yeah, you two know each other.
Spider-Man: Kinda.
Luke Cage: Spider-Man, Spider-Woman–You guys related?
Spider-Man: No.
Luke Cage: You give her her powers or something?
Spider-Man: No. She’s totally unrelated to me in any way.
Luke Cage: So she ripped off your name?
Spider-Man: Exactly.

spider-woman
Spider-Woman: Hey! You said it was okay.
Spider-Man: I didn’t say you could lend it out. There’s, like, ten of you now.
Spider-Woman: There’s three. And they are ripping me off.
Spider-Man: And I’m not seeing a dime.
Spider-Woman: A dime of what.
Spider-Man: Just sayin’.
Spider-Woman: I can’t tell if you’re joking.
Spider-Man: You’re not the first woman to say that to me.

New Avengers Vol. 1 #4

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