Blame The Beer
Storm: I said you were heavy. Armor: It’s the beer. Wolverine: Shaddap. From – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26
Storm: I said you were heavy. Armor: It’s the beer. Wolverine: Shaddap. From – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26
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