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Aquaman Eats Fish

aquaman eats fish

Aquaman: I’ll have the fish and chips… What?
Random Guy 1: You can’t get the fish and chips.
Aquaman: Why not?
Random Guy 1: Because you talk to fish.
Aquaman: I don’t talk to fish.

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Random Guy 2: Yeah, you do. Aquaman talks to fish. Everybody knows that.
Aquaman: Fish don’t talk. Their brains are too primitive to carry on a conversation.
Random Guy 2: So what do you do?
Aquaman: I reach into their midbrains and telepathically push them to help me out. Squids, sharks, eels, it’s all the same. Though dolphins are another story.

Aquaman Vol. 7 #1

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