Batman’s Gaydar Works Perfectly

2 seconds

Batman: The computer will randomly choose two seconds of footage from one of sixty Gotham traffic cameras… Tell me everything you saw.
Superman: Um…
Batman: One visible license plate TTS552. There are six people in the image. The woman in the left corner has had foot surgery.
Superman: Come on…
Batman: Two men seated outside of Pomodoro are drunk and arguing. Based on their body language, they’re romantically involved.
Robin: Where?! Ohhhhhh……

Superman/Batman Annual #2