When Batman Doesn’t Have The Batmobile
Joker: Batsy! Wait a minute. Did Flash carry you here? Ha! Putting fear in the hearts of criminals…While his bright…
Injustice: Gods Among Us
For the next few days, I’ll be featuring posts from the ongoing comic series Injustice: Gods Among Us. It’s set…
How To Make Batman Smile
Superman: We want you to be the godfather. Hey, look at that, “the world’s greatest detective” is surprised. I heard…
You Can’t Surprise Batman
Superman: I have news. Batman: Lois is pregnant. Superman: How did you–? Batman: You’re sweating, your pupils are dilated and…
Superman Complaining About Kryptonite
Superman: It’s not too far from the truth. Kryptonite is everywhere. It’s ubiquitous. It’s embarrassing. There’s so much of it…
Just One Punch Aftermath
Superman: You didn’t. Wonder Woman: He did. Superman: In the face? Wonder Woman: He did. Superman: Bruce? Batman: I did.…
Batman Wants Friends
Wonder Woman: So we’re on again? Once every year. Batman: That’s fine, Diana. But I think we can do better…
Superman Bets
Batman: I thought Ollie would be last. Wonder Woman: Please Bruce–Everyone had their money on you. Then Ollie. Batman: Then…