Blame The Beer
Storm: I said you were heavy. Armor: It’s the beer. Wolverine: Shaddap. From – Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #26
Wolverine Can Speak Japanese
Armor: *It’s really shameful that a killer gorilla passes as teacher here. Wolverine: *Since you do nothing but complain, aren’t…
The Thing Doesn’t Like Canadians
Wolverine: Oughta be grateful. The Thing: Grateful? Wolverine: Monstro was practically capped ‘fore you bothered to show. The Thing: Didn’t…
How The X-men Screen Out Fakes
Nick Fury: How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place? Emma Frost: I read…
No More Mutants
For the past few years, nothing  has completely changed the status quo of the Marvel universe than these three simple words. If…