Hand Ninjas Smell Like What
Spider-Man: Boy, I don’t know what you Hand ninjas use in your laundry…But you guys smell like a garden of…
Why Spider-Man Doesn’t Wear Underwear
From – New Avengers Vol. 1 #5
Spider-Man Should Copyright His Name
Spider-Woman: All right. Looks like I’m a super hero again. Iron Man: Well, Agent Drew… In the most P.C., non-threatening,…
What Spider Bit Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Anyone want to carry me? Luke Cage: Don’t you have the proportionate strength of a spider? Spider-Man: Who hasn’t…
Spider-Man Describes Sauron’s Powers
Luke Cage: Ok. Then. Who the hell is Karl Lykos. Spider-Man: He’s a mutant. I’ve had the honor of being…
What To Expect In The Savage Land
Luke Cage: So, in this land that time forgot somewhere in Antarctica…What’ve we got to look forward to? Spider-Man: All…
Hardest Sentence In The English Language According To Spider-Man
The Falcon: I mean, it takes a lot of courage to change your mind about something after going so far…